Oliver Cox

I used to make TV news, dabbled in PR, now I make bagels @pearlsbagels

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@jonfavs Did these maga evangelical leaders skip the whole golden calf section of the good book?

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@PoPville Coulda left the benches until there were replacements, but what do i know?! Guess it’s a BYOBench park now.

Also a little grass seed and fencing off small areas at a time wouldn’t hurt in “beautifying dc”

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

Park service just removed all the benches in Logan circle but didn’t replace them with new ones. A benchless park just in time for outdoor weather. @PoPville

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

I have no idea if they’re replacing them soon, but NPS just loaded them up on trucks and left! @PoPville

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@PoPville I will when i get home

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@JJWatt Fast casual i do 20% every time. I am lucky enough to be able to afford it and there’s tip pooling at most places amongst the minimum wage cooks/dishwashers/cleaning crew so every little thing helps keep your favorite spots humming

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@_WilliamsonBen … How stupid do you think we all are? He went to Ovi record game, hangs out with Gretzky, so obviously he went to the game of the century. What’s outrageous is that you think we’re going to believe he went there for meetings with fbi staff on Olympics closing day. Get real.

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@samstein @megynkelly

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@migold That said, Dc government has handled this storm’s aftermath embarrassingly poorly and it feels like lame-duck Bowser is phoning it in. Relying on Mother Nature and volunteers is not a plan. Anyone with an internet connection and a pulse knew we’d be in a deep freeze all week

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@migold Problem with this storm is it stays below freezing for a week. Typically we get a 45 degree day after a few inches of snow and it makes all the difference.

[Matthew Adler @mattadler81]

Sidewalks absolutely pristine outside of Cucina Morini(Thanks DC Bar and MVT BID) But the roads and access to the sidewalks haven’t really been touched. I know it takes time. But we also need to get back to business @DCDPW @MayorBowser some help would be appreciated!

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@kaitlancollins @priscialva @KristenhCNN Are they cool with Stephen M calling Pretti a would be assassin and a domestic terrorist?

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@BarredinDC Agree. One of the best months we had for Pearl’s Bagels business came the month petite cerise (rip) opened and started selling pastries on our block.

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@Catholicizm1 @MalcolmNance @grok has this video been altered to make her eyes move unnaturally?

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@EricLDaugh Hey @grok who is this? Does she even get to vote on legislation? How many Americans pay taxes and don’t have representation in congress?

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@DCNewsLive @alanhenney Any updates?

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

Overheard at the zoo:
Kid 1: sloth bear? Aren’t those extinct?
Kid 2: obviously not, this ain’t jurassic park bruh.

@overheard_in_dc
@WashProbs @PoPville

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

@MeghanMcCain 86ing is a restaurant term to mark something as out of stock for the night or removing from the menu. The cheesy stickers (and comey shells) are about removing from power, but in no universe does it imply murder. Maybe you’re confusing it with 187?? Cool down the rhetoric

[Oliver Cox @oliverhcox]

Hey @MayorBowser & @DDOTDC snow stopped 20 hours ago - why does 9th street (major artery) still look like this???

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@AriMelber Bagels all day, Bourbon all night.