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[Whenever there is any doubt----there is no doubt @Tetradugenikid]

This fucking killed my whole household laughing

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

What if England win the World Cup and then the John Lewis Xmas ad music is a breathy acoustic cover of Vindaloo. I’m just saying is it worth it

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[rabail @urgay241]

I’m crying

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Greegsy's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Gers89_]

Everyone in the UK for the next month, thanks to ITV's coverage of the World Cup...

[ghinaa ☘︎ @octobersfilm]

years ago, i came across a quote “if you want people to care, you need to care first” it has stayed with me ever since. i think we need to be kind without expecting anything, because sometimes the reciprocity comes much later, when you least expect it. (it all comes back around).

[s44nti @s44nti]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el audífono para cambiar la canción me siento como

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

you have to incorporate a little spoonful of marty supreme into yourself

[Sam Stoffel @sam_stoffel]

I come back to this speech every once in a while:

“in the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches

… what percentage of points do you think I won in those matches?

only 54%.”

[emma @gobswife]

anne hathaway went “to what end?” in the devil wears prada 2 and unfortunately i cannot tell you anything that happened after because all i could hear in my head was maya rudolph for the rest of the runtime

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Flights to the @FIFAWorldCup are now boarding. ✈️