Olivia White

Mother | Creative | Speaker | Meme Aficionado 🇦🇺 One time, I met John Stamos on a plane. And he told me I was pretty! 🌻 MGMT @frankieandjet

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@DThompsonDev Hahahahahaha that’s my husband 😂

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I don’t believe in heaven and hell but I do believe in purgatory ☠️ #erastour

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PSA TO ALL MY FRIENDS

Please don’t feel bad for not returning a call. Because when you say to me “sorry I forgot to call you back” I had already forgotten I called you and why?!

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Festival X Melbourne | Win the ultimate VVIP X-perience 😎🎁 💵 🔥: https://t.co/MZc0cZ6wy8

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I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/0g0kHjs7FZ

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Signup for access to pre-sale tickets to Wine Machine 2022!: https://t.co/XCQN4v24rO

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@AustraliaPs5 Omg lost it in cart wtf

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@RosieWaterland @em_mallo Mmm seems to be their MO ✌🏻 profit over people 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Have you entered to win the Three Birds' Ultimate Home Renovation Package? It's worth over $100,000! https://t.co/kgPYMtNueP

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In case you needed an excuse for another pair 🤣 #regram @littleonemag https://t.co/t2KB2Sdclj

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They’re not lying when they say “it take a village” 💁🏼‍♀️ Yesterday while braving a shopping centre with both kids (I know, what was I thinking) 🤦🏼‍♀️ Brit sacrificed her pram and took… https://t.co/RfRUDullHT

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Orgasmic 🤣👌🏻 #REGRAM sincerelymumsy
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#mumquotes #momquotes #parentingmemes #parentingquotes #parenthood #funnymom #parentinghumor #quoteoftheday #funnymemes @ Brisbane, Queensland,… https://t.co/9ktbEe0Tbq

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Ice cream dates 🍦 Only a few days left of holidays 😝 Who else feels like they’re dragging their limp body over the finish line?! 🤣 We always go hard during the school holidays, especially… https://t.co/00VnJeBQDT

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Girl Gang 👧🏼 (minus one) @reviejane 🥰 Not a bad way to start off our Australia Day 🇦🇺 @ Gold Coast, Queensland https://t.co/7qFe0rc8yn

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How could I not 🤣 #readyteddygo @ Dreamworld Australia https://t.co/xzH79wbydj

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Amen 💁🏼‍♀️ It feels like a small victory to turn and realise it’s not yours 🤣
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#HOWFunnies #quote #quotes #momlife #mumlife #mumquotes #momquotes #funnymemes #funnymom… https://t.co/1XA4V4CNCs

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And that my friends is how you catch pregnancy 🤰Who else can feel their ovaries twinging?! 💁🏼‍♀️ Lucky your 3000km away jezz.white 🤣 Can I keep her @brittanyscala 🥰 @ Brisbane, Queensland,… https://t.co/JbQCyPqSnq

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If you wonder why I’m always at the beach?! 🤣 #Regram barb_licuria @ Inverloch Beach https://t.co/ezHxlL3yNq

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So we've got 2 x very excited munchkins, all ready to start kinder and prep this year 😱 Who has little ones starting prep this year as well?!?! I may have gone a little overboard on the… https://t.co/k49YHGgb0k