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@Ankaman616 The second coming of Park Ji-Sung, a defensive attacking midfielder

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@MattChorley Sorted for loo roll for a while at least

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Did he spend the year practicing saving penalties because I think he saved 2 total in his time at Utd?

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

David De Gea left Manchester United in June 2023, spending over a year without a club before signing for Fiorentina in August 2024.

Today, he made two crucial penalty saves, helping Fiorentina secure a massive three points against AC Milan 🍷✨

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@robfordmancs Show her the graph with number of stalks and number of babies, she’ll be suggesting wildlife sanctuaries everywhere

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@PFTPMPosse @ProFootballTalk They should also refer to the rookie contract schedule as shit GM insurance

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@AdamCrafton_ Whilst true, FFP leaves you looking to sell your own home grown players ahead of others who might get you the same amount in cash because they lack a “book” value. Which is a slightly perverse incentive.

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Stan for the billionaires Gab

[Gabriele Marcotti @Marcotti]

Clubs freezing out players to try to get them to move elsewhere is bad. Players refusing to play to force a move is probably worse.
There has got to be a way to regulate this.

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@Samfr

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@rioferdy5 @POF_POD @KieranMaguire @kevinhunterday This is the massive flaw in the PSR rules where homegrown players are worth more if you sell them. I’m just not sure how you fix that without rewriting large portions of standard account rules

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Pretty sure there’s a Jasper Carrot joke about Newark that’s fairly apt here

[Max Kendix @MaxKendix]

At Robert Jenrick's Tory leadership launch in Newark, a video is shown beforehand of him visiting "all four nations". In the section for Northern Ireland, a screen behind him says "Welcome to Dublin"

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

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Stamping on and kicking Lee Anderson’s head would get a different result I think

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Lee Anderson is wrong. 'The vast majority of decent Brits' do not applaud police kicking and stamping on people's heads. Quite the reverse, in fact.

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@ProFootballTalk @PFTPMPosse What does it take for the 49ers to get Trent Williams back on the field and might it be at the expense of Brandon Aiyuk?

[Faisal Islam @faisalislam]

Klopp now please.

[LondonKidsLitFest @kidslitfest]

🥁🥁🥁DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

It's time to announce our NUMBER ONE bestselling book from the UK's largest children's literature festival on Saturday 22 & Sunday 23 June!

Tom Gates: Book of Everything by @LizPichon @scholasticuk

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

James Timpson OBE @JamesTCobbler has been appointed Minister of State (Minister for Prisons, Parole and Probation) in the Ministry of Justice @MoJGovUK.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

National Service should only be brought back on the condition that every person who missed out on it due to it's scrappage in 1960 is forced to make up for their missed service now.

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

Love this! @JasonKelce saw a fan wearing his jersey outside @wembleystadium and surprised him for a selfie 📸

(via @bjw007)

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Teleportation at zero energy cost is, I believe, the transport option of choice for the greens

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

The British Green party opposing yet another rail project, demonstrating once again that it is completely unserious about decarbonisation.

The Greens are far more united by Nimbyism than by any appetite for actually doing the things necessary to make the UK less carbon intensive

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@lewis_goodall @StevoLaughton And this is also a function of the problem in that “only” a developer can cover the overhead of getting planning instead of many more self builds by individuals