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Racism robs humans of their humanity. Anti-intellectualism is murder. Books are magic.
I love @themrsludlow. I root for @trailblazers. I play with @bewareofdug.

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Lethargy. Virginity. Desultory absurdity. Hoops.

#myhighschoolyearsin5words

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@billoram And that first game was his first career game scoring *under* 10 pts. Hasn't happened often since.

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@Dame_Lillard @TomLoy247 I guess it's all those part of your game that just are elite and don't have to shout about it.

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@johncanzanobft Pretty much fine.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Willie Gault

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@ThatEricAlper In da Club

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@DavidMacKayNBA Wasn't he like discovered as a kid stocking shelves in a Tesco or something? Like he could put things on the top shelf, and then someone was like, hey, bloke, come play basketball with our club wot wot and *poof* 1st round pick?

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@HunterTripped @jpanderson1978 @ThrillaRilla369 Yes, and then we'd over perform with 7 second 100yd dashes and 45' long jumps and javelins that would bring down UFOs!

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@TyDaneGonzalez

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Tiny trail blazers

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Toumini Camara

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@travisdemers Alone, any one of those lies is forgivable... But stacked three deep?

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@PinwheelEmpire Good riddance. Damn thing was very elitist.

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@frntbuttjohnson @PinwheelEmpire In section 319 and we had a fantastic view down to our right as they tried to pull that thing through a section entryway. We were yelling at it and saying good riddance because it only dropped stuff to the lower level fans.

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@NBAMemes The Alabastard All-Stars.

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Part of your mock draft trade is coming true, @mikegrich. Astute AF.

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@aflashbak That damn neofascist Julio Iglesias.

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@nlbmprez @NLBMuseumKC @HuntAuctions @MLB @MLBPA @Royals @sn_mlb @MLBNetworkRadio @kmbc @KCTV5 @KSHB41 @PlayersAlliance @MLBTheShow @fox4kc @ByNateTaylor @vgregorian @JPosnanski @sportingnews Very cool. Thank you, Mr. Kendrick!

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@CPat11 Now the slow motion is breaking my heart.

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@CPat11 Every replay makes it look more amazing.

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@thomaslake Powerful story, and your crafting of it hit deeply. I searched you out to tell you... and it's your last day? Good luck. I hope I get to read more of your stuff. I'm fortunate I started my day with this story.