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[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

What jewelry was fucking stolen

[Lee. @exact__lee]

Having a job/career where you talk and communicate nonstop with humans, people truly have to understand that sometimes you just wanna be quiet outside of working.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Ending up in an unexpected relationship with an amazing human>>>

[B @BamBriaan]

We make time for the things we care about.

[Mwenda🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Davidkmwenda]

Give up on that person today

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

I have a warrant out for my arrest for missing jury duty :/

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Being so financially stable that you forget it's payday >>>>>

[cousin faith @wetsykcin]

This is how long every weekend should feel

[JC @JC_Robby]

Friday baby

[drippy @laughin2dabankk]

If I popout & ya birthday cake is chocolate ima make sure that’s ya last birthday, You raggedy muthafucka.

[Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice]

My husband says Elon stole his SSN and credit card number from a government database with his DOGE powers and bought a bunch of OF subscriptions is this true? Is this happening to anyone else?? How do I contest these fees???

[Sam Altman @sama]

no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

I got laid off at USAID today. I was in charge of making the Taliban trans. Was really starting to make headway too.

[riri ♡ @kiereme]

y a mí que o que

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

I like direct deposit

[greg @gurreggg]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

Can smell the vodka through the screen maybe Nico was right

[ant @pcstandfor]

My dad just Called me Told me real niggas do real shit & hung up

[buni @buni_va]

maldito sea el día en el que te conocí