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[Andrew Peretti @AndrewPeretti]

My article on the Indian market's journey to T+1 settlement: a major success story, but challenges still lie ahead...

First story for @TheKenWeb

https://t.co/D6cP4Nlwv5

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

A friendly reminder that five out of six conservative Justices on the Supreme Court were appointed by Presidents that lost the popular vote.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[oilspillmermaid @omgaway1]

Hey @asda is it true if your water breaks at an Asda you get free baby supplies for a year? 🤰🏻 Also hi @AsdaServiceTeam 🤗

[oilspillmermaid @omgaway1]

@Uber_Support I dm and no one responded 🤨

[oilspillmermaid @omgaway1]

When your Uber eats driver accidentally drop your whole bag of food and @ubereats_uk won’t refund you 🤔 thank goodness the driver was nice enough to let the restaurant know to try and resolve this because #ubereatsisuseless

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Just Colin our lawyers.
#FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

[Batmanda @HarveyBar22]

A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.

[Meredith @meralee727]

So Chrissy Teigen deleted her account. So basically a woman of color who is grieving the loss of a child and simply wanted to share funny thoughts and yummy recipes was bullied to such an extreme that she had to leave in order to protect her mental health. Good job sucky people.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

It takes some really shitty, broken ass miserable people to cheer the departure of Chrissy Teigen from Twitter due to their bullying.

Raggedy ass bitches, you have nothing but misery in your lives.

[AFK @AFKdubstep]

Kinda funny when you realize the guys that stormed the capital will now have felony arrest records and lose their gun rights.

They took their own guns away.

[oilspillmermaid @omgaway1]

@cardfactoryplc it should not be this hard to cancel an order when it hasn’t been printed yet. Looks like you need to be hiring more customer service people.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Celebration tonight at the Four Seasons!!! 😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friends, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris — our next President and Vice President of the United States.

[oilspillmermaid @omgaway1]

JOKESSSSSSS 😂😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!