OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊

I tweet to refute the craziness my dad watches on Fox and reads on Breitbart

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

Post this every time someone says “Bernie is not a Democrat” #Bernie2020

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

35 seconds the cop throws this guy's phone down on the sidewalk for absolutely no reason. Total dick move.

Please retweet and ask @PhillyPolice how this is in any way acceptable.

[Philly Transit Riders Union • @[email protected] @phillyTRU]

do riders know that they might be pulled off a SEPTA bus by 10 cops for not having a mask?

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

They’re literally the same, but expect your racist Uncle Jack to start arguing otherwise this week.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Absentee Ballots are a great way to vote for the many senior citizens, military, and others who can’t get to the polls on Election Day. These ballots are very different from 100% Mail-In Voting, which is “RIPE for FRAUD,” and shouldn’t be allowed!

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

This tweet about Joe's hankerin' for Fig Newtons and PB&Js is perfect for the middle of a pandemic. It's the kind of leadership we need as we face economic collapse.

It's just this kind of cutesy, nonsensical, super relatable content that's going to win in November.

🙄🙄🙄

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

What do Fig Newtons and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have in common? Listen to this preview of this week's podcast to find out — and then check out the full episode at https://t.co/t11Fa0CorE or wherever you get your podcasts.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

You could literally put 100 random Americans on Zoom and get more done than this Senate. #COVIDー19 #COVIDIOTS

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

Good thing we didn’t elect that lady that sent a couple of Hotmails™ amirite?!?

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

By downplaying the #COVIDー19 pandemic, both @realDonaldTrump and @FoxNews have murdered people.

That is a fact. The only question is how many thousands.

#TheFoxTrumpMurders #COVIDIOTS

https://t.co/8Acv1SUXQ1

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

Please be Matt Gaetz 🤞🏼🙏🏼

* reads article*

Dammit.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

Rand Paul was right about drone killings and he's never been right about anything else since. WTF is wrong with this dude?

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

I bet it’s hard to drape the sheets over the broomsticks with those eyehole cutouts in them.

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Staying home today w/ kids?

Plan living room camp out!

Throw a bedsheet over some taped together brooms. Plan a menu & ‘pack’ sandwiches, salads (S’mores optional😜)

A fun activity that also brings family together for a meal!

Share your ideas & use the hashtag #TogetherApart

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

@oldjimmymac @ArminMah @CNN @BernieSanders According to the polls, Biden should have dropped out after Iowa.

Polls shift. Things change. CNN shouldn't try to predict the future. They couldn't in 2016 and they can't now.

[Free Once All are Free 🇵🇸🌈🚩#FreePalestine @BlackUnityFirst]

@LarsGruber @SlapAndShush @omgdadno @HillaryClinton "Verbal gaffes"? Signs of age? Certain right wing leaning?

You are talking about Biden, not Bernie.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

DoNt TrEAd On Me #CoronaMorons

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

A white dude telling a woman of color to fall in line and vote the way he wants is some peak 2020 centrist bullshit.

[Lars Gruber @LarsGruber]

@MistinguetteGr1 @omgdadno @HillaryClinton Trump sounds like your kinda person. In the adult world, if you don’t support the Democrat, you are supporting the Republican. Political purity test are for children.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

It's hard to overstate how irresponsible, ignorant, and dangerous this administration is. Their incompetence has cost innumerable lives.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

@TamiNgu39105166 @MistinguetteGr1 @GeekTexas @HillaryClinton I didn’t dispute facts. It’s that her approach isn’t helpful. “I know this is hard for you” is the same dismissive tone she took when she called a bunch of voters “deplorables”.

It’s the exact reason she lost yet she still can’t see it 3 years later.

And yes, I voted for her.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

I know this is all hard for you @HIllaryClinton, so let me spell it out:

- Go the fuck away
- You lost to a clown
- You gave us this clown
- You're no longer relevant
- Why are you still tweeting?
- Seriously, just shut the fuck up.

#GoAwayHillary #HillaryGaveUsTrump #PiedPiper

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

@iMissMollyIvins @HillaryClinton I voted. For her. And I’ll vote for Biden if that’s who it is this time.

But I don’t have to like it and nothing I said was wrong.

Hillary isn’t helping. And it was HER plan to run against Trump. SHE helped cause this. On purpose. Facts.

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

Calling people RussianBots in 2020 is going to work as well as calling people Deplorables did in 2016. https://t.co/rXT6FE5l3J

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

The big pharma company who owns the “most promising” COVID-19 vaccine is literally named GILEAD because of course it is.

#COVID19 #CoronaVirus #CoronaOutbreak

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

This is beautiful 🔥🔥❤️❤️

[K @Kaybella_k]

Every Bernie supporter must watch!!

[OMG Dad No! 🌊🌊🌊 @omgdadno]

The people at @pornhub and @zoom_us gotta be scramblin' right about now.