Not that anybody asked, but in the time that has elapsed since the @NYKnicks last won a championship, we’ve discovered eight new Subatomic Particles. J-Psi Meson / Tau Lepton / Bottom Quark / Gluon / W-Z Boson / Top Quark / Tau Neutrino / Higgs Boson
If you had bet $100 on the Knicks at the lowest point of each of their 4 Finals comeback wins and rolled the winnings into the next game…
$100 would have turned into roughly $24.4 million.
Game 1: Down 16
Game 2: Down 18
Game 4: Down 29
Game 5: Down 15
That’s how ridiculous this Finals run was.
The Knicks didn’t just win a championship. They pulled off a sequence of comebacks that may never be replicated. 🏆🍾💰
If WSOP was covering the Knicks game they'd have cut to a clip of a guy ordering a hot dog while the last 30 seconds happened and then reported it to us 93 minutes later.
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At a divorce paper signing…
WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app
MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places
WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict
MAN: It was a wookie mistake
WOMAN: Just sign it
MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you
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