Newton Otwori

A little Quibz goes a long way...

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”

If it fails, you’re a fool. If it works, you’re a genius.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[Nderi, J @nderi_j]

The reason it is difficult to manufacture in Kenya is because govt is persecuting a very effective war on business.

[5IVE 6IX @__jpkr023]

Watching your classmates grow fat after getting money is funny as hell, kumbe ilikuwa njaa tu.

[ỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑 @ObaDeleke]

Massage therapy for gossipers 🫣

[Newton Otwori @onequ]

@EelWetham He had another option waiting

[RESONANCE SCIENCE 🧬🔬 @amazing13_13]

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[ROYZ @royzkingin]

The fact that no matter how smart you are, you cannot escape the stupidity of your society, is one thing that deeply pains me.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along.

[J. @Jahmu__]

Every Kenyan bro. You're not special

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

We’re going to need a few days to recover from this one… 😮‍💨

2 men under 2 hours. 3 men breaking the world record.

We have officially entered the new era of marathon running 🫳🎤

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

A nation that doesn't produce it's own cars imposing 100% taxes on imported vehicles is complete stupidity

[Katonny💥 @tonvionny]

Someone remind YouTube we went through this, we shall still finish 40 seconds of any advert

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Until you marry a quarrelsome woman,you will
never know why the toilet is called restroom.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Once you've figured out how to parent your first kid, it's already too late; the only way to put that knowledge into practice is to have another kid.

Unfortunately, the second kid is so different from the first that none of the stuff you learned applies.

It's a flawed system.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

My grandma once told me: “You should fall in love with someone intelligent, because on the days you can’t have sex, it becomes really valuable to be able to have a glass of wine and talk.”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

"Two wrongs don't make a right" - The people who already benefited from the first wrong

[Kenyan Posts @KenyanPosts]

If you're the last born in a very rich family, your elder sister who has dreadlocks and never comes home often is your biological mum
- Albert Einstein

[Toranaga Sama @isaac_Ngabi]

@MarthaAhumuza Peak Television

[AI with MERLIN @Weeleey6]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.