Jordan Starling

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@AmazonMGMStudio this is my annual PSA…Chitty Chitty Bang Bang remake needs Sasha Baron Cohen as the child catcher. For full cast recommendations let me know 🤣

Forever one of my favorite movies and ny favorite movie to watch on Easter.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@jstChilo I think we can all agree that no one asked you for your opinion. 🤷‍♀️

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@Tshagedy @_Postive_Vibes Trump and biblical don’t belong in the same sentence.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@elonmusk Yet you’re supporting the very person that has authority to release everything. America wants all of the details, not partisan details.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@KidRock Wait….we’re criticizing Bad Bunny lyrics being inappropriate for the children but THIS is ok? Yes, let’s talk meth use and strippers to our children. What twilight zone are you MAGA in??

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@RudyGiuliani He didn’t speak for Team USA nor the entire country. He clearly spoke in the terms of “I.”

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@RudyGiuliani Wasn’t this also you?

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@Here_to_laugh_ @mandymagnan This is looney toons

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

WOW

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

This is truly the most pathetic and unpresidential thing ever done on the White House grounds.

Utterly unbecoming of the office, and a total waste of taxpayer funds.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@SpencerHakimian Make sure the next Democratic president puts "Convicted Felon" under Donald's photo.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@Matt_Pinner Esther

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@defendjennifer The one and only

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@StandUpForTrmp E) None of the above.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@mort_dylan_00

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@BrianEntin There should be a similar database that the education system queries, similar to that of the National Practitioner Data Bank (NPDB) for healthcare workers.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@LeadingReport Why are *we* worried about DC? I’m nearby and clearly confused.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

To this day I have never been a dessert fan. THEN my 8-yr-old had to buy the @selenagomez @Oreo. Thank god they’re limited edition or I will end up on @TLC.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@Birdsfan1992 @owndodgerhaters @elonmusk You’re a moron. Even many immigrants here illegally are paying taxes.

[Jordan Starling @onetimewithj]

@real_defender @realDonaldTrump How would he be part of this cure for cancer with his funding cuts and grant terminations to NIH and cancer research?