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[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga how u get charged for GTA the game not even out yet 😂😂

[mar @ongitsmar]

@cute_giraffe208 u r so ugly 😭 😭 who raised ur ego u look like a tranny

[Blair @vanillabun777]

“your package is out for delivery” where?? i’ll genuinely meet them halfway

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

post doordash clarity when you realize you wasted ur money like a retard

[enkeli 🐍 @nephiIIim]

remember when being cracked meant you were good at Fortnite

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Venting to chatgpt is crazy, yall turning schizophrenic

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I HATE writing sentences that leave me no choice but to write “that that” in a row. It just feels so WRONG to me even if it’s grammatically correct 😭

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

People can’t read anymore so they just think everything means whatever they want it to mean lol

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[solé @layxsnv]

HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will knock myself out i dont give a fck

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

me: can i get a burger ($5.99) with fries ($1.99) and a soda ($1.49)

cashier: sure that’ll be $25

me: ok

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how it feels to be lustful as a woman