tone

not funny. fan of the hornets, padres, gators, panthers, hurricanes, charlotte FC

[tone @onlinedogshit]

Sorry for trying to bring laughter to your day I guess?

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[tone @onlinedogshit]

showing up to work 2 hours late with a huge prize stuffed animal from the state fair

[tone @onlinedogshit]

showing up to work 2 hours late with a gameboy in your hands

[tone @onlinedogshit]

showing up to work two hours late with a built lego set

[tone @onlinedogshit]

showing up to work two hours late with a propeller hat and a big spiral lollipop

[Errai @errai]

Going to the zoo in your 30s is like hey it’s my man boa constrictor how you been

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[Harry @lexaprotools]

data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’d have mrs. met arched over that dugout railing

[NBA @NBA]

The winner of the 2025-26 @Kia NBA Hustle Award is... Moussa Diabaté!

The award honors a player who makes the effort plays that do not often appear in the box score but help determine team success.

[bort @tacobort]

Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here’s what’s in my balls I guess. Jesus Christ

[tone @onlinedogshit]

at least if my girlfriend ever kills me theres 0 chance she'll get away with it leaving all that damn hair everywhere

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[tone @onlinedogshit]

they just voted to defund my penis and balls

[garshmo @garshmo]

What’s your phone number let me guess
poop poop poop - poop poop poop poop

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

catching flack for using a beach towel as a bathroom towel , yeah its such a terrible thing that i have to dry myself off with a towel that has a picture of a smiling sun on it that puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day