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Oxford Comma Mafia. Missed my midterms and flunked shampoo. Questioning your commitment to Sparkle Motion since 2008. RTs = 🐀
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[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

Well sure, I COULD just read a book on my phone, but then I'd just look like anybody else compulsively checking their phone rather than the very specific sort of weirdo who brings a book to a party.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

Looks like this site finally stopped working for people with the 9.98.0 Twitter app for Android.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@signulll Promix - sweetened with just a tiny bit of coconut sugar, so it's neither sweet nor tasting of Stevia/Sucralose/Aspartame/monk fruit.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

Everyone with a "has bought groceries" level of economic understanding knows the direct damage tariffs cause in the form of higher prices. But also! I went to buy a motorcycle helmet and *so* much was out of stock. Turns out when prices go up, retailers don't fill the warehouses.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@alittleleader I read those words and feel you - the first year longer without the person than with, the year they were dead longer than alive - even those are now decades ago. But I also see the pic and feel your dad, because I'm only a few years past cuddling my little tiny person like that.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

What happened at Marsha's (h/t @beaformanwrites) has real "Simpsons did it" energy

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

Texas election hot take: flipping that Senate seat is a longshot, but the candidate with the best chance to do it is... whoever wins the Democratic primary. Those of us bound by linear time don't know who that is yet, so unless you're a TX primary voter please calm the fuck down.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

Surya Bonaly did it better

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Then your seeds will start to grow.

[Clint Warren-Davey @Clint_Davey1]

It's the most German thing ever to notice that your organisation is not following the official instruction manual properly and then writing a 95 dot-point summary of how wrong they are.

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Someone is flying around City Hall tail whipping in a little buggy to Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’. Philadelphia is the best city in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@magi_jay And *within* states there are often different election rules across counties/parishes/etc. As you suggest, a somewhat hilarious but remarkably effective sort of resilience against coordinated attack.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@EggerDC I agree! But I think here that distinction can be a distraction. Any modification opens up too much space for both honest and intentional misunderstanding. It's not needed here anyway - not like we haven't all seen video shot on potato before.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@EggerDC Honestly? "It's not exactly an AI photo" is what made it feel equivocal. As the leading sentence it set a tone, which in this case came off (to me) as a distinction without a difference. It actually weakened the implication of the sentence with "the AI has guessed"!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

No no I hate when my government oppresses ME. It’s actually good and wise when they oppress you. And as a tough conservative man I don’t read poetry and thus am unaware of any warning about how this might negatively affect me in the future.

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@marie_ide80526 @SoandSoBTW @GenghisMFKhan How's that fight against child trafficking going, anyway?
https://t.co/aCXAx9b29S

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@PessimistsArc Nah, man, sometimes part of the place nostalgia comes from is remembering that a thing wasn't universally admired - that you loved it despite the looks, the assumptions, the approbium. And then other people learned to love it as you did, but you get to remember you were there 1st

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@SledgeJohns2 @chrislhayes tbh that's not a bad description of what a freshman senator actually does

[One-Note Pony 🐀 @onprony]

@VaughnHillyard Props for resisting the temptation to have flying cars and space elevators in the pic, I guess