lakin

// lakin // 23 //

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Just coughed this up

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I regret to deform you

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

My stepdad just turned my uncle into a eunuch because he kept trying to bluetooth stream deltarune comic dubs to my abuelas bedroom tv

[Tomo 🔻 @EggCakes27]

I am not calling back bro

[Errai @errai]

Saw a guy walking by himself in the woods wearing a red shirt with “staff” written on it. One of mother Earth’s many employees I’d assume

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Getting so high I feel like a youtube video

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

investing in vaginas before they hit it big

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hot it managed to laminate 12 sheets of paper

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

🤤

[celica @genderatio]

the first nigga to fry a pickle had 2 be going thru something troubling

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[cargo short dad @cargoshortdad64]

Bro come on

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Does a bear squirt in the woods

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

shit finna be a tiktok

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude