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[محمد🇸🇾|بطل النخبتين🏆🏆 @Som_h9]

الياباني اذا اكتشف ان زوجته تخونه

بس مع رجل امريكي

[Bruce Whey @BWhey69]

Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable

[𝑺𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝑵𝑴𝑲 🧉 @namekoisvnr]

Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)

[Wemby @wemby]

De rien Bally t’es un bon wlh

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

"Was Israel just supposed to do nothing after 10/7?"

Was Palestine just supposed to do nothing after 1948, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977

[Negan @negan22_]

C'est l'islam qui a fait ça à ton pays ?

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Some things the British media and political class have reacted hysterically to during Israel's genocide:

- The Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban
- Bob Vylan
- Gary Lineker
- The Green Party motion

Something they have not reacted hysterically to:

- The genocide

[Adi Alardah @alardah91]

Israeli soldiers kill a 7-month-old Palestinian baby in his mother’s arms.

Baby killers.

[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

Israel continues to target journalists as part of its genocide.

My upcoming report discusses it and names.

Investigations must start ASAP.

And Third States must break the siege and stop the daily massacres.

[Muhammad Shehada @muhammadshehad2]

🚨I checked every single name on Israel's list of 170 Gazan "terrorist" journalists. It's the most sloppy shameless fraud possible🧵

In the overwhelming majority of those listed, the IDF presents ZERO credible evidence. In most of them, their pages are literally blank.

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

Your definition of Zionism does not matter. Nor does mine. Zionism is defined by its material manifestations. The purpose of a system is what it does. And the Zionist system does racism and genocide. Simple. Please spare me the arrogant insufferable graaating Oxbridge debates. Your opinions are irrelevant. People are dying.

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

I swear I’m scared. I don’t know where to go!!

For two and a half years, I have not forgotten this child from Gaza. He was carrying his baby brother and crying.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

When Netanyahu and his genocidal cohorts are finally locked up, this child’s voice should be played on an endless loop in their cells.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Netanyahu:

"I can penetrate this machine (a smartphone) and make you out to be a monster. And if I say it enough people believe it."

He doest even hide it. A global Zionist network of espionage, sabotage and lies to keep killing kids and stealing lands.

[Theophan the Recluse Fan @LowStudies]

@Israel Let Israelis speak for themselves.

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

🏆 Manchester United (2011/12)
🏆 Liverpool (2013/14)
🏆 Manchester United (2017/18)
🏆 Liverpool (2018/19)
🏆 Manchester United (2020/21)
🏆 Liverpool (2021/22)
🏆 Arsenal (2022/23)
🏆 Arsenal (2023/24)

Champions? 👀

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The last refuge of the liberal Zionist was ‘Israel’s not an apartheid state, we have Arabs in our parliament!’

Yet another hasbara talking point dies thanks to Ben-Gvir and co.

[Wesam Almahdi @AlmahdiWesam]

They will kill Muslim women academics and educators in Muslim countries and then tell you Islam doesn't let women go to school.

[Lili Adresan🌺 @AdresanSoso]

@EmmanuelMacron Les 60% de taxes c'est à des milliers de kilomètres de chez nous aussi ?

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Israel: responsible for 88% of children murdered on earth in 2025