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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

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@MikeTalonNYC @JortsTheCat It's never too soon for a nap

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

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@anthonyfosho @rmharmon2004 @DannyDeraney Bless you for this 😭😭😭

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@NashvilleResist Whoa! I love this!

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@GrwnupFroopSnac @_digipuppi @mattxiv Crocheted worm family 😭😭😭

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@Brittymigs Years ago we were playing hangman in the office and my friend guessed Princer as one of Santa's reindeers. It's hard to remember her real name sometimes because she's only been called Princer since that game

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@claire_emerson_ @turntineforwhat This is the best one 😭 I'm going to have to use it with my nephews

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[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Sports illustrated fired him for challenging their pay cuts during the pandemic.

He ran to unseat FIFA’s president.

He challenged human rights abuses in Qatar.

RIP Grant Wahl, who’s career was as much about great reporting as it was about speaking truth to abusive power.

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@JasonIsbell I have a coworker named Rhonda I'd be willing to adopt

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@BJC860 @QuinHillyer @radleybalko And sadly, they don't even get paid nearly enough just to do that

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@BlackOpry was so incredibly good at #XPNFest

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@MikeTalonNYC @JortsTheCat It's never too soon for a nap

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Saw them play in 2019 at Rams Head Baltimore. It's still one of the best live shows I've been to

[NPR Music @nprmusic]

No. 66 of #1000TinyDesks: @GogolBordello

"We never really stopped talking about this one. The huge bottle of vodka, hopping from desktop to desktop, the parking lot incident... I still hear new stories about this one 12 years later." —@idislikestephen https://t.co/GI8Biy3AFD

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@grocerieswegner

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@fkatbhabhi I was not ready for the last one 😭😭😭

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This man deserves every vote for Governor. Thank you @BetoORourke

[BetoMedia @BetoMedia]

Tonight, in Mineral Wells, Texas

When a @GregAbbott_TX supporter laughs, yes, laughs out loud so everyone could hear, while Beto described the massacre of 19 children and 2 teachers in Uvalde, Beto quite appropriately lets loose with a MF.
Yep.
It was a pretty good one too.

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

Doug Mastriano refused to testify to the #January6Committee. He walked out after 15 minutes.

He won’t speak to local media. He won't comply with a Congressional subpoena. Begs the question... why not?

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@RustonKelly Look Ruston, l had tickets for tonight's show but was unable to make it. I thank you so much for the live stream. I'm so proud of you. I saw you at The Ryman and Philly and you kill it every time. Thank you for everything that you do for everything that you are.

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Unreal that this statement has to be made

[DESCENDENTS @descendents]

We completely disavow groups like the Oath Keepers and in no way condone their hateful ideology.

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@Cheap_Knockoff @atotheco @chadloder Pleated Front