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Dan and Phil terrify me
things I love: dnp (obviously), Halsey, Genshin (Kaveh), the six of crows series, metal music, and uhhh other stuff idk

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

EXCUSE ME??!!?!?!??????

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@pookiednp I’m fucking 23 and my parents are trying to tell me I can’t go even though I’m an adult and I’m paying for it

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@babysmurf_08 I got Hayley Williams tickets on Ticketmaster with my phone

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@deadboycrows OH MY YES

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

TOUR TICKETS ON SALE 12PM LOCAL TIME TOMORROW MISSION BRIEFING

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

there’s no fucking way that is real whiskey the first time I tried that shit (specifically jack daniels) it came out my NOSE

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

TOUR TICKETS ON SALE 12PM LOCAL TIME TOMORROW MISSION BRIEFING

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

see if Dan wants to be mr grabby with THAT

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

walking into meet n greet with a live grasshopper I found on the street

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

walking into meet n greet with a live grasshopper I found on the street

[abby @sunsugarhowell]

what happens when i show up to the m&g in a realistic phil lester silicone bodysuit & dan asks “what is the hard launch email address” to know who’s the real phil but i get it wrong on purpose and the real phil gets it right (dan finds this odd) & now i am the new phil touring

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@heartsfordnp oh this is so fucking genius

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

Petition to call it Hard On Tour because it's like Hard! And on tour! AND Hard ( launch ) on tour but also Hard-On tour

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@KiriSupremacy 🫶

[maria @pinofdnp]

life till friday

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@rensaxon next phodcast for sure holy shit

[tofu @rensaxon]

I sincerely hope Dan sees all of this because I am not sure he's aware he's doing this and I'm pissing myself with laughter here

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@KiriSupremacy also I’ve definitely read your krbk fics before and they were great!

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@KiriSupremacy Oh me too 100%

[mozzarella @mozzarella496]

the insane pressure to look hot and gay for *checks notes* two gay men who have been together for 16 years

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

@poodlepml helloooooo

[sip 🦎🧃 @opencanandphil]

does anyone want to become best friends before the LA dates

[lucy @theamazingphil]

oh i’m so excited for us to get on their nerves

[𝄞 @chuuslop]

this tweet is so vulnerable