rj

29. he/him. that it.

[rj @openedspace]

WAY DOWN YONDER ON THE CHATAHOOCHEE IT GETS HOTTER THAN A HOOCHIE COOCHIE

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Andrew @Dub__A]

Listening to Werner Herzog’s audiobook memoir (which is very good), this part made me laugh

[Field of Reeds @fmtownsmartey]

>ask the poster if it’s post hardcore or mallcore
>they don’t understand
>pull out a diagram explaining what is post hardcore and what is mallcore
>They laugh and say “it’s good post hardcore sir”
>look at chart
>it’s mallcore

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance bosses when you're finishing them off

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Bam was kind of an evil little shit but he’s vital to Jackass because of his almost supernaturally funny physicality the moment something goes south for him. He revels in tormenting others but truly shines when he’s the one suffering. He’s like a real life Daffy Duck

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻 @LadPsycho]

Welcome back Wong Kar Wai

[Allan @allan_cheapshot]

Stan Hansen and The Howling Spectre of Bruiser Brody, Super Fire Pro Wrestling Special (1994, SNES)

[Alex @allowedtohit]

the kind of pictures you’d see of evil cooper in the background of twin peaks the return

[TENDO XI @TendoXI]

tried to sneak Jin Kazama in the World Cup n think we wouldn’t notice

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era

[nick usen @nickusen]

“Look I uh I found something. Something in the store. A place. bu but It uh it shouldn’t be there. But it is. Dontcha see? look I…I know how this this sounds, but It’s uh it’s MAssive in there.”

[Meng's Mullet @MengsMullet]

Look at this picture of Danielson wearing his signature color in street clothes like he's the maroon Power Ranger

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[Jus⛏in🩸 @Justin_SofOK]

#wwe03

[newjabes @nuejaebs]

Hands down the best bit of Tekken music in the entire series

[jadeee 🇵🇸 #NBAChamps @punkinomenon]

Dave Meltzer is on Twitter “Literally Me”ing Almost Famous. They’re still trying to find a better poster than him.

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

Fritz Von Erich: