nope

chef boy you’re a queen 🤠 || yes. I know it’s an old meme.

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

It's almost December! You know what that means...
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[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

I ordered Mexican food and when the delivery guy knocked on the door I stood up so fast to open it that all the blood left my brain and I almost fainted into his arms. He’d have thought ‘wow this guy must really love burritos’

[Helen Zamarripa @ZamarripaHelen]

I SWEAR IF Y’ALL DONT INVITE THE BULLDOG OVER 😤😤😤 https://t.co/taSkD44sFx

[Danny Gonzalez @dannygonzalez]

This dude made a book out of vine quotes without asking or crediting anyone. And it’s an Amazon bestseller. At the very least use the profit to bring back Vine https://t.co/UOkeJqza1N

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Next time you're in line getting coffee, tap on the shoulder of the person in front of you and say "Ouchy wowchy, somebody's grouchy"
Instant friend

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

From Bald to Bitchin'

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

even my family won't let me escape from my old branding

[Beats by Dre @beatsbydre]

Work it like the sexiest man on earth. @lizakoshy

#Powerbeats3Wireless are sweat and water resistant.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Might have accidentally got all of the merch at the Final Fantasy pop-up shop in London. #ff30th #notsponjustmassivenerds

[TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout]

popular youtuber: look at my brand new Rolex
Me: pffft nice watch, nerd.

[nope @oplusc]

@DrJenGunter 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Dear Misogynists, stop pretending to be doctors https://t.co/RCdkycPWQV

[Ethan Dolan @EthanDolan]

I just unlocked Grayson’s iphone x using my face

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

I just realised how British this tweet was. It’s like.. remember to hug your eagle on 4th July

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

What do you mean "this is an airport" and what do you mean I "can't carry alfredo pasta in my fanny pack?"

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

When the kids want to go to The Upside Down. https://t.co/ZIj0c5u5dE