Juha Kalulu

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@ombachi13 Ombachi unavutanga bangi?

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@fokango @WilliamsRuto Yeah, like how Argentina played a strategic long game in the world cup backed by FIFA sindio?

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@gabrieloguda Comparing Kang'ata with goons now? A whole performing governor? Must be brain dead, this one.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@Kenyans Basic City planning above ground seems waay beyond you guys, yet you're ambitious enough for underground rail? we'll see.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@Kenyans Him and who?

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@RodgersKipembe Cry louder. Louder than you were emotionally shouting at that funeral. Or better still, eat a bag of UDA genitals.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@hannes_1961 A proper unit,this guy.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@lynn_ngugi1 It's normal in this world cup. You have to be neutral to commentate. You can't do that while seeming to support one team over another. Full of shit I say.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@Very_Maureen If you hug mine, you can have it for keeps. It will be very Maureen's.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@IanECox @CiruMuriuki Idk, maybe you sent her an eggplant emoji?

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@StandardKenya 😂

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@aditiitwt 3 sum?

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@IanECox Though a machine made for war, a thing of beauty, nevertheless.

[Eric @amerix]

INDISCIPLINE and LAZINESS are multi-trillion-dollar economies.

Did you know this?

Some successful institutions thrive on us being undisciplined and lazy.

The system encourages you to be indisciplined so that it can extract value from you.

The system encourages you to be lazy so that it sells you fantasies and illusory imagery, which you happily buy, and end up broke and broken.

Then, when you attempt to live with discipline, you are mocked as a boring person, or they say you are proud.

Or, when you elect to work hard, consistently with discipline, you are sarcastically trolled by people who are envious of your progress,

3 critical areas that are lucrative in the economy of indiscipline and laziness:

• Lust

• Gluttony

• Greed

These ultimately leave us unfulfilled, frustrated and depressed.

As a MAN, struggling in this unfair world, your only anchor to getting out of poverty and despair is working hard, consistently, with commitment and discipline.

There is no way out.

Your only Godfather on this earth is DOC. Discipline, Order and Consistency.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@DrJuma_M Hii sasa ni yangu.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@RaminNasibov Catch 22

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@georgediano @Hon_Njeri_Maina Wewe tunakuonea 18. When you see her, ask her to whisper something in your ear to determine if she whispers as good as she speaks. Thank me later.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@Hon_Njeri_Maina @eastersins @MwangiHub Njeri, the more you engage, the worse it looks. Take a break, take a breath. Just chill, tomorrow is another day for another fight.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@LeviMunyeri Wee enda hapo mbele ukaseme wako innocent even though they killed their colleagues. Let them roam free. You can also roam free.

[Juha Kalulu @optimalprimo]

@kiruti Marsabit is more than double the size of Belgium. Wild,huh?