Silas

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

One of the silliest things to see is single-stall bathrooms with gendered signs on the outside

.......what's the point

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

lol thanks but what's x

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

@sorayahdnyc Can confirm

[matt,, @mattthealt]

Luckily when you load money onto your starbucks card that doesn’t count as real money anymore

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

My white friends when I put sriracha on pizza:

[V.Thicc @VirginiaThicc]

White people love saying “no, but WHERE are you from?”

[matt,, @mattthealt]

feeling anxious but in a chill normal way

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

[Making out on the couch]

Him: Do you have protection? Sorry, I totally forgot to bring some.

Me: Yeah, one second [runs to the other room]

*crashing sounds*

Him: Um, everything OK in there?

Me: [Furiously strapping on my shin guards] ONE SECOND

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

mercury retrograde: I’m here
gays: so anyway

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

choose your fighter: caffeine stress dreams or alcohol stress dreams

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

It's ok to mourn someone who didn't end up being who you thought they were, to grieve for someone who may never have existed. It's ok to mourn the life you thought you could've had. It's ok to mourn the pieces of yourself you lost along the way, to mourn the person you used to be

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

love being roasted by a friend in the name of reminding a group of people what my pronouns are

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

what a fun time for this to pop up

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

@tramelayne I feel like this is a white people thing lol

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

do I want a matcha espresso latte or am I just indecisive

[no context percy jackson @nocontextpjo]

yes i’ve read the classics: the iliad, the odyssey, aeneid, and the lightning thief

[alex @alxjasper]

my social circle is now 95% drag queens

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

BREAKING NEWS I am sad to report there seems to be a local tater tot shortage

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

@Nerdyplatypus Mmm ink/dye so tasty

[Silas @optimistichmoon]

@Nerdyplatypus Purple is the best flavor......but fair enough