Jonah H. Harris

Founder of @NEXTGRES. CTO at @MeetMe. Disruptive entrepreneur, visionary, and technologist building products to match.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@dvirsky Thank you for the amazing work you’ve done. Best wishes on your next adventure.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@FranckPachot Anyone still happen to have a local copy of the YACC parser?

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@HBO Damn tabs. If everyone just used spaces, like they should, this workplace violence wouldn’t happen. 😂

[antirez @antirez]

Note that code simplicity has nothing to do with implementing simple stuff. Complex algorithms are often self contained, testable, not huge, and very reusable components. Check a neural network implementation core or a Raft implementation for instance. https://t.co/YFuhSd4DuK

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@kevinclosson It only took a *few* years 😂

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@kevinclosson 😂

[Markus Winand @MarkusWinand]

SQL Server is on Linux, but the Management Studio requires Windows.

Now there is the "SQL Operations Studio" which also runs on Linux & Mac.
https://t.co/vxHVZxkp8Y

[Steven Graves @McGuy]

"...real-time #database of warfighter movement and weaponry placement" https://t.co/xFTngHy52o similarities with a Tank Command and Control Information System built on #eXtremeDB https://t.co/sfiOh8rrYj @physorg_com #RealTime @USNavyResearch @USMC

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

Looking to sell my Oracle protocol, database compatibility, and PL/SQL interpreter/compiler IP. Inquire via [email protected]

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@jimmithy You rock, James; that's all that matters.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

Sitting here at #reInvent listening to a guy try to explain the LIMIT/OFFSET clause. More entertaining than the keynote.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@AWSreInvent how about a filter-out-already-full-sessions option in the app?

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

I don't often retweet myself, but when I do... https://t.co/ZQwgO39ivI

[Jonah H. Harris @jonahharris]

Responsibility without authority inevitably leads to bitterness and failure. To succeed, leaders must trust and empower as well as inspire.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

Faithless: The Elector Who Saved America. Character, integrity, bravery, and patriotism in the face of xenophobia, racism, and misogyny.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@wowzamedia second time I've tried to get pricing info. Do you have a sales dept? They never seem to respond :(

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@TrumpDBA is my inspiration

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

@jimmybuffett how about adding Nobody Speaks To The Captain No More to this Saturday's set list in Camden? Best Buffett song ever.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

After seeing Sausage Party, I'm convinced Seth Rogen is the new Adam Sandler. Same movies, same actors, just different characters.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

The things we learn from our teachers aren't always the subjects they teach but, sometimes, lessons far more important.

[Jonah H. Harris @oracleinternals]

Son of a Beast: The Beast + A Fried Egg. The best burger at @Wahlburgers