laura

la vida es como la espuma

[۟ @biondcd]

what a special movie

[Brick 🧱 @_brickguy]

They should make a western from the perspective of the horse

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

some of my favourite Hitchcock quotes

[aakansha @garlicnaando]

if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here

[quaxlings @diequaxlingsdie]

i made 43 dollars tonight off one doordash delivering a contraceptive

[chelsea obscura @halointheriver]

I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test

[😘😘😘 @freenowswift]

i genuinely feel like this

[hel @unfiltereid]

my family is defrosting

[datura @daturapercocet]

lets cuddle around mama

[laura @orangemarmala]

first kernel to pop in the microwave bag must feel like an idiot

[amanda @jailedamanda]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

The nicest weather in the USA today will be in and around Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, and Binghamton, NY, with that beautiful stretch of crisp, clear air running right across central New York.

[trash jones @jzux]

getting diagnosed with OCD as an adult is so embarrassing. oh I didn’t realize it was a disorder I thought this was just My Special System

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment

[laura @orangemarmala]

creating a wug from first principles

[✦ @paintayALT]

I’m in tears

[simone Ⴟ @rreinventloves]

lets have a leaf on us and loaf with mama

[♡ @shikabanedoll]

Conga line