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[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

I've seen Wizkid perform 3 times and I'm ready for my 4th experience

It's about time

[kiplangat • @hvrrony]

"siusagi sigara hapa Mimi" bitch sema huna nisonge mbele

[Skely @123skely]

That first 1-2 months with a woman before she goes batshit crazy is so magical.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Arsenal are next at Selhurst 🔜

[Mwananchi Local @orangij3]

@Domi_Cloud @ggiste Ebu contact details tutaftane dominic

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Niondolee upuzi ewe mbilikimo

[JAMBAKA🦋 @_WanjiruWeru]

Unrelated but Kisii’s have a Swahili only them know .

Hardly will someone from a different part of the country say “ nakataza huyu simtaki”

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

Low-key, HipHop is the one genre that requires you to have serious knowledge about everything. From cars to fashion, music, movies, politics, history, sports, books, places, events, even art.
If you're not tapped in, the bars will most likely fly over your head.

That's why rap is for smart people. 😉 😉

[Mwananchi Local @orangij3]

@malagojr Yes

[Mwananchi Local @orangij3]

@tventures407 @Mirema_world @judith_muti3430 Oya kaka interested fungua dm

[P™ @SemperFiArsenal]

Our fans when the City result was confirmed 😍

[Ife Dada @IfeDada2]

1. I have no reason to lie because nobody will beat me.
2. Save peoples names with their full government names
3. Anytime I sit down or come down from a vehicle I say “thank you Jesus”
4. Sleeping early excites me
5. Loud noise irritates me
6. I feel the effect of water as soon as I drink it.
7. Getting excited when I buy new stuffs
8. Parenting my parents
9. Walking around with my hands on my waist
10. Sitting on any available chair I see when I go to purchase something

[Eric @amerix]

Watch this video keenly,

Then you will understand what I will write below: —

I don't know how many times I will say this,

When it is time to sex your woman,

Do it and do it well.

Be ruthless.

She is not an egg.

She is not fragile.

She craves a powerful, masculine moment that lowers her and belittles her.

She wants a man to calm her ovaries and soothe her chaotic hormones.

That is what she wants.

If you don't, then that is your problem.

Blame yourself.

Every time you walk in the streets, you meet women who are so sad, disappointed and angry.

All these chaotic women on social media are crying for help. They want a man so desperately to fuck the nonsense out of their heads.

These women are under-fucked.

They are overworked, underpaid, underfed, and overstimulated by the availability of sensual triggers all over the place.

Music,

Videos,

Conversations,

Situations,

Social media,

Amerix,

All these triggers tickle their fertility hormones, making them wet and confused.

It is the reason why a stranger with the guts of a night-runner is able to convince them for a one-night fling.

100% of gender conflicts will end the day these women will get men who don't entertain them.

Screw these women so hard so that they can align and respect themselves.

Most of them are petulant and bellicose because no man is calming their reproductive anxieties.

I have not said you start sleeping with random women.

I have not told you to be promiscuous.

Promiscuity is despicable.

I have said, if you are in a relationship, when it is time to slide into her pants, fuck her so hard.

It is shameful to be meeting desperate, angry and sad women in the streets just because in their relationships, the man is unable to do what nature has commanded him to do.

A Swahili proverb says,

"Kitanda kisipovunjika, ndoa itavunjika."

Translation: If the bed doesn't get broken, the marriage will instead be broken.

#ManDay

[Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD @Maina_Poultry]

You see that look, the eyes, yes, the eyes... The end is so near... Very near.
Such a pity!

[goma @soigomaa]

A therapist once told me:
The first sign of declining mental health isn't always a panic attack or sudden tears. It starts quietly.Waking up tired after hours of sleep.Gut issues. Low energy. Feeling lost. Struggling to fall asleep.Forgetting things. Hair loss. Skin flare-ups. Muscle aches.Pulling away from people.Arguing with the ones you love.Not being able to get out of bed.Watching friendships fade.Your body whispers before it screams. There's still time to listen.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mwananchi Local @orangij3]

@MrKimmKE Interested

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

“The father of my child was a one night stand”