Elaine Milton

Qualified hamster judge. Author. Cheese eater. Failed goth, successful geek, likes to write smut and drink beer, often at the same time.

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

Enjoy character-driven romance with non-stereotypical heroes? Like a bit of magical fantasy? This might be for you.

The Everlasting, available now on Amazon.

https://t.co/m0UFTKdYYg

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

It’s been about thirty years and every so often, my brain will go, “Fancy a knibble? Knosh a knish.”

I blame @Baddiel

#marywhitehouseexperience

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@TheIliaSociety Official bye Ari?

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@TheIliaSociety 180

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@TheIliaSociety Sad face! Ah well I’m sure I’ll still have a fab time.

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@tinkerbel9697 @SamaHoole AI

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

I get that there’s a theme for the ice dance and this year it’s upbeat 1990s, but anyone would think there was only about a dozen songs fitting that brief in the whole decade.

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@Amelia558rs Sylvia, Iris

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@AuthorGFAllen JD Salinger

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@harocats I get what you’re saying but looking at Alyssa’s post today, I’d say that Misha is probably better off flying under the radar a bit more, he knows what he’s achieved and fs fans know it too, but being protected from the rabid worst of it is a good thing imo

[rose @wynrosei]

If you feel like it's ok to depict rape for the sake of "realism" then you should ask yourself why you don't also want to depict diarrhea, which is also real. If your answer is "nobody wants to watch someone have diarrhea" take a moment to think about what you just said

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@stechap2010 @fesshole I paid for mine by debit card 6 months ago, for that sum.

[Sierra @Sierra_rak]

Some of the best advice I've ever heard, Alysa Liu. I hope people are watching and listening to this incredible young woman's grasp on protecting your mental health. She has a lot of wisdom to impart.

Alysa Liu knows exactly what she would tell her younger self.

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@lady_valor_07 Batteries that you’re not sure whether they’ve been used

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I think this may have just cured my depression.🤣🦁👑

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@twizzlefloopz @mmmsf16 It’s pointless talking to this guy, he’s completely ignorant about ADHD

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@TheFlowMind @TheIliaSociety eh, I’ve got tickets but not just for Ilia so I’m happy to go either way!

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@BirdWatcher7283 @harocats Yeah sorry I should’ve clarified - I’m referring to the people I see posting here most often, who come across as being say 12-14 in age. I just wonder how kids of that age manage to become *obsessed* by someone who hasn’t competed for yrs, though I understand he still has shows.

[Elaine Milton @oratorio_silver]

@iliasblondehair yup yup