Ben Reed

If elected mayor, my first act would be to kill the whole lot of you, then burn your town to cinders.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

Wilson you piece of shit!!! #Mariners

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Uh oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder."
"Is that bad?"
"Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Having two wives could have its advantages.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@Seahawks

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@redsteeze You ever seen anyone go mad without power? Nobody listens to you.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@UW_Football 🌹🌹🌹

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@mark_joubert God bless Gus and grant him eternal rest. Praying for you and your family.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@mark_joubert Godspeed, Gus!

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@danplath @ruhlmark 🎶Canyonerooooo🎶

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@danplath @ruhlmark classics

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

The best songs in 'The Simpsons'

-a thread

Talkin’ Softball

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This hit harder tonight. See you in another life Chubbs.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@noCinErik My daughter has HLHS and is post Glenn. Praying for your daughter for a swift recovery.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@mark_joubert Praying for Gus and for you!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

BREAKING 🚨🚨: Having been rejected multiple times by candidates ranging from Dabo Swinney to Jimbo Fisher to Mike Locksley, Alabama has resorted to hiring a Canadian, Kalen Debris, as its next head coach.

Washington would’ve finished 4th in the SEC East this last season.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@UncleRico13 Thanks dude!

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

Getting her #marinersdog on #SeaUsRise

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@SimpsonsQOTD The following tale of alien encounters is true; and by true I mean false.

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@dannyoneil Yeah but is it a Christmas movie?

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@SimpsonsQOTD Team Discovery Channel!!

[Ben Reed @originalbenreed]

@imjamescapps @Joshstrangehill Reference to the movie “Rudy” that came out in 1993 based on the real life story of Dan “Rudy” Ruettiger who was a walk-on football player at Notre Dame. At least that was how I understood it!