Synergy Ornithocket

Synergy Ornithocket is changing the way we access space with an organic combination of classic rocketry and centuries of ornithopter research and development.

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@elonmusk sent a defenseless mannequin on a one-way mission with no rescue plan. Here @ornithocket we believe in no man left behind. That's why we're proud to announce our first mission: #SaveStarman

That being said, it won't be cheap, so cough up consumers

[Rocket Lab @RocketLab]

Proud to share that we've inked a deal with @BlackSky_Inc to launch 9 of their smallsats across 5 Electron missions in 2021 - the most spacecraft BlackSky has ever committed to a single launcher.

Learn more: https://t.co/IayIp1lHGW

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@Astrogator_Mike Also, much like the Reichstag it was veiled in the finest grey satin money can't afford

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

Excited to unveil our new facilities!

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@Astrogator_Mike Let me tell you about Vertical Integration: one day I walked past an ex-Roton employee struggling to measure a tall pole with a tape measure. I laid the pole on the ground and checked. 9 feet, 8 inches. He said "You idiot! I wanted to know how tall it was, not how long it was!"

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@lars_0 Oh sorry we didn’t know you needed one anymore.

We’d photoshop it in but that would kill our already tenuous credibility for all time

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@jamesncantrell @grantbonin @PhantomSpaceInc So by "clean slate," you mean.... "Not a clean slate."

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@grantbonin @RocketLab @Peter_J_Beck

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@grantbonin @Mr_Payloads I think that Enterprise needs some D at the end of that 1701

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@grantbonin @rocketrepreneur @SpaceflightInc Only during our Black Friday sale

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

I realize many of you are wondering what we've been up to here at Ornithocket™ since the pandemic started. Not ones to waste time, we have:
-binge-watched every single episode of The Simpsons
-set a new high score in Mario Kart 8
-questioned what I'm doing with my life

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@grantbonin @astrojockey The nice part about flying with us is that all customers have the same level of priority: none.

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@VonBraunnabe @jteufert @lysandrou_ Don't forget, we also support working with remotes since the pundemic started.

[Grant Bonin @grantbonin]

Thanks for having me!

[Amanda Knez @alias_amanda]

Had a great opportunity to chat with the @nzherald and showcase the amazing team and upcoming lunar mission at #RocketLab 🚀

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@NASA @SpaceX just wow.

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

We are proud to welcome to the team our new Purrrrresident of Flappy Research, Bubbles. He brings with him 7 months (or 4 years, to him) of experience watching flappy things go past the windows.

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

Obligatory Cat Tax

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

@rjward1775 @joebarnard Obviously we would put it in the Flappy compartment.

[Synergy Ornithocket @ornithocket]

Before you ask because we know you're gonna: Yes, we have a corporate policy on Beard Stroking. No, our CEO was not in violation of said policy. End statement.