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@Uber_Support Oh, I'm not a rider and I wasn't a customer. I'm a road user that got attacked by someone while they were potentially driving for you. I'm not sure why I need an account with Uber to report that.

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Hi @ubereats_uk, @JustEatUK, @DeliverooHelp, last night I was assaulted by someone riding on a moped with a courier app with the license plate GY210RH. The incident occurred at 8:30pm last night at Wick Lane/Monier Road lights in East London. Please help.

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@Mr__Disagree @pboersma @UXLondon 5:30pm @Mr__Disagree .

If you're still looking for a pool or snooker game on your visit I might be able to help.

Hurricane Rooms in Kings Cross is nice. I'm a member of Mile End (by Stepney Green) and Upton Park clubs too.

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@thameswater We're off to a great start 😓

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Anyone had to deal with awful @thameswater customer support? Currently being pursued for a bill for a property I don't live at by a collections agency and they are not helping whatsoever. Support don't seem capable of understanding basic info about the case.

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@jromeo80 @MiroHQ Seems it 😕

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Even after I fired them, 2 of the C-Suite (Theo and Eliot) and a Senior DevOps Engineer remain.

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I asked ChatGPT to generate me a fictional coffee company and 25% of the employees are Turners. Not a single Tina... 80% of the C-suite and department leads are Turners... Do I change my name for career progression?

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I keep asking and it keeps throwing up Turners. We're at 5 iterations and it's managed to produce a fictional company with 1 fewer Turner. Perhaps the Senior Machine Learning Engineer, Leo Turner, shouldn't be moonlighting as the Community Engagement Specialist.

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@adrianhieatt Written by an alpha version of ChatGPT. Should have waited for a proper release.

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@ask_aubry He's like a young Dennis Reynolds. I half expected to see a "because of the implication" thrown in to seal the deal.

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@TehDuffman @AdamSinger Being a remote company does not equate to no-office. It means you structure the operating model to support remote work and you don't mandate office-time for office-times sake. Anyone who prefers the office can do so if there is one, or join a co-working space or something else.

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@christotaylo @BassTunedToRed The reaction to this tweet splendidly reinforces your point 😅

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Looking at OKR software and getting depressed at the landscape... R stands for "Result"; Something that changes as a result of you meeting your objective & not an activity you are hoping might help you get there. So much bad advice pitched as "great examples".

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@tobiasrogers The scrum guide doesn't mention story points + barely mentions burndown. It advises against them for complex domains. Sprints are there but I don't see how they reduce agility for a lot of contexts, especially if they're short and learning oriented rather than delivery focused.

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@rickpirman Bryce?

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@ianharveyOT This is a lovely thread! I tend to introduce this topic with "A Key Result is typically a targeted movement in a KPI that would prove you've met your objective. Looking to make your pro tier sexy? Prove you've done it with a movement in your paid conversion KPI".

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@madebymagnolia The power move here is to reply "if you get me two chickens I can cancel that meeting for you".

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It's the end of the year review season at work. Multiple times today I've seen #ChatGPT be unavailable due to high load... I don't think this is a coincidence.

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@DanielMiessler Holy shit. Same on Android. I did not know this.

So much better than normal scrubbing. Used it twice in this Tweet.