leo jordan jr

Dad, G-dad, guitar playin' Phillies fan.

[leo jordan jr @otherleo]

@nut_history Gene Mauch

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

Before the Pope was the Pope he was outside a church in Chicago every 45 minutes burnin’ a Tareyton.

[leo jordan jr @otherleo]

@ChipReiderson It was the charcoal filter...

[The Paranoid Style @paranoiacs]

'Nashville Skyline' is the situation when Bob Dylan acts like it's perfectly normal that his new LP is a wildly horny 28-minute Country & Western album wherein he sings like a particularly hash-drunk Dean Martin, and we all agree that it's perfect. Throw my ticket out the window.

[leo jordan jr @otherleo]

@barnfinds Dude, fix the links.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

In calling on Teheran to wipe out Los Angeles and San Diego, Trump challenged long-standing norms of presidential comportment.

[The Reese's Guy⁷ @AndrewAthias]

Me @ Ben Franklin Bridge

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

the carpet does in fact match the drapes

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

How do we explain to younger generations that short sleeve tshirt over a long sleeve used to be so popular they used to make fakes which were just long sleeve tees with different sleeves stitched in to look like it's layered

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Always nice when a Rural Juror occurs in real life

[leo jordan jr @otherleo]

@JoeTheCynic That's just gas. It will pass.

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

I think that when a ball or strike is challenged and the umpire gets it right, the umpire should be allowed to celebrate for a moment.
It is a very lonely job

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

Roberto Clemente wasn’t just a hero to Puerto Rico but to all of us. He spoke on behalf of Latin American players and of people. He was the light at the end of the tunnel for all of us, and I’m here because of him.

We should all understand that baseball goes beyond the sport we play.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

I love this man with my whole entire heart and soul.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

My thoughts on Drake Maye and the NFL after last night’s controversial game.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Holy shit

[🇵🇸 MemesOfProduction 🇾🇪 @SeizeThoseMemes]

Yeah I'm spending Kirkmas with my family then I'm doing 9/11 with the in-laws tomorrow

[delco de leche @OafMode]

Putting Wawa Rewards Member on résumé

[jae holzman @jaeporeon]

I resigned from Acme Corporation today. I spent the last three years doing pre-gag research at both Acme Paint and the broader Acme Corporation. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-painting fake tunnel technology and gambling with our lives.