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Flat Earth Trekkie 🚫🌎🖖

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I only got the blue checkmark because I’ve always identified as someone who should have one. Sincerely.

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Tom Holland has married Zendaya and will be taking her last name. He’s now just “Tom.”

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He took her name and will henceforth go by just “Tom.”

[Daily Herald @dailyherald]

Tom Holland has apparently confirmed that he and his longtime love Zendaya have already tied the knot. https://t.co/jZUDBs3eyj

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@CNN Why does it matter what size the font is?

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@Reds My favorite baseball team using my favorite basketball team’s catch phrase?! @Pacers

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@7eleven With a straw, you’d be reaching the deeper conclusions first and then ending with the vapid thought lastly. Perfection.

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

Furph in the house 👋

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@Shrek Ya gotta stylize it “5HREK!” What are we even doing here?!

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@Reds It’s those uniforms’ fault tbh…

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Jeep owners are weird.

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Sure, Elon is a trillionaire but you have to adjust for inflation tho…

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Jeep owners are weird.

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Just saw “Disclosure Day,” some cool cinematography can’t make up for bad CGI. Also, people are so jaded, myself included, that disclosure wouldn’t really move the needle in reality. This movie is decades too late to be groundbreaking.

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The Nicene Creed was actually a PREQUEL to “Rocky.”

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Door-to-door solicitors STAY ruining naps…

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@e_cdalton He’s a male model…

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I actually LIKE data centers… 💅

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Just saw the that new Mandalorian movie, Sigourney Weaver still makes me grow/goo.

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5/20 dude…

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Cinema is back! And as a bonus: (Get a refill for the road).

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