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not everybody gets it. Rest in Love Papa 🦋

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Fairfax VA

[Page ✿♡ @Vampuppy_Page]

Living in Britain really radicalises you to genuinely despise old people.

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

me af

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SAY THIS LOUDER!

[Baby @Koketso__]

Rihanna is overcompensating when it comes to Asap Rocky.. it’s like she’s forgotten who she is.. she looks lame asf lately..

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Lmaooo keep these bitches wondering

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

My neighbor has asked me 3 times if I’ve “found a job yet.” I’ve worked remotely for 6 years. Apparently walking the dog at 2 PM is proof of unemployment.

[elton @eltoowavy]

If you send me some music imma listen to that shit hella closely because what are you trying to tell me baby

[NotBasquiat06 @NotBasquiat06]

It's crazy how you kind of need money to mature into other stages of life otherwise you just stay where your at

[unvme? @otinytit]

I just need to get over Victor case he’s young and I feel weird crushing on a 22 y/o. He deserves someone max 25. He’s French. I’m English…also he has his entire basketball career ahead of him…I’m in healthcare. The odds are endless :(

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

The dogs conducted an entire orchestra with just their tail wagging

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

when it comes to taking care of yourself your routine doesn't have to look good. it just has to feel good.

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[✨🧚RAWR🧚✨ @CapricuntofCats]

I don’t smoke in front of children but I’m not gonna put my joint out cus a 70 year old is around lmao

[unvme? @otinytit]

8,306 steps

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How would you start this??????

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

All Americans under 55 should start a class action lawsuit against the government for defrauding us of Social Security money

[unvme? @otinytit]

Grow up dick. Open the fucking 401k and put it at low risk…waiting case you’re overwhelmed 🙄

[Xay @hoodopulence]

Every time I get into wanting to open a Roth IRA and investing and ETFs etc I get so confused and overwhelmed and just forget about it

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Pop-Tarts were never engineered to be healthy can we drop the protein horseshit already

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

So if social security goes into insolvency by 2032 what tf happens to all the money that’s been taken out of my check for the past decade????

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

Me in public: In my headphones:

[Dr. Cuck, MD. Esq @shitmonster3000]

putting a thong back on after pooping feels like a sin

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I didn’t even think about children…..

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I hate how some new apartments aren’t adding bathtubs. Everybody needs a bath at least once. Especially women. & if someone has kids, they’ll need a bathtub as well

[Sublime 🧷 @Tavietavie]

I instantly lose all of attraction to someone if they invite me over their house and that shit is dirty. Who tf tryna hang out in a pig pen ? I feel like constantly having a dirty house is a representation of your mind state.