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@OTPeleg
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@OTPeleg
over 6 years ago
Doctor: "Physically, your husband is as healthy as a horse." My wife: "What about his mental health?" Doctor: "Well......" Me:
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@OTPeleg
almost 6 years ago
In Heaven, I wonder if God will keep all of the denominations separate, organized, and facing the same way like I do in my wallet.
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@OTPeleg
2 months ago
@IamNSJ
Pfffft, he's a Camaro guy... But happy anniversary!
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@OTPeleg
2 months ago
@RalphiesShow
@Braves_Jerseys
I agree. The sample size is too small for this year, but the previous navy's were much better than the current ones.
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dust bunny hostage
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threegirldad
@threegirldad
Pastor of My Domain
@AwsumPreacher
Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * ΧΧΧ / ΧΧΧ
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@OTPeleg
3 months ago
@Braves_Jerseys
*Goldilocks
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@OTPeleg
3 months ago
@Braves_Jerseys
I think I'll go a little unconventional this evening.
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@OTPeleg
4 months ago
@ChrchCurmudgeon
Time to hire Hoke.
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@OTPeleg
5 months ago
@IamNSJ
@dunkindonuts
Maybe after you get your donuts you can go somewhere to get a coffee to go with them!
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@OTPeleg
5 months ago
@IamNSJ
You don't have to call Matt out publicly like that.
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@OTPeleg
6 months ago
Do you think that the photo of you that will be used on your funeral program has already been taken?
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6 months ago
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@OTPeleg
7 months ago
I'm all for saving the rainforests, but I think prosthetic limbs are taking it too far.
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@OTPeleg
7 months ago
@mbkp
Considering the cost of prosthetics these days, it wouldn't be able to afford to anyway.
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@OTPeleg
over 3 years ago
For Christmas I'm thinking of buying my wife a prosthetic leg. You know, as a stocking stuffer.
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@OTPeleg
7 months ago
Don't stop, be leavin': An introvert's journey
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@OTPeleg
7 months ago
Has anyone considered the possibility of perpendicular universes?
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@OTPeleg
8 months ago
Some of you are using Windows 11 and I'm already using Windows 95. How are you so far behind?
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@OTPeleg
8 months ago
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@OTPeleg
9 months ago
@lupinxart
You read the books I bought? How??
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@OTPeleg
9 months ago
@ParsonPeeves
No she's not.
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@OTPeleg
about 9 years ago
Mrs. Peleg and I share everything. In fact, I love her so much that I let her use the teeth first when we eat.
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@OTPeleg
about 8 years ago
I ate two cookies at the Chinese restaurant before I realized it and now I'm afraid the fortunes canceled each other out.
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@OTPeleg
almost 6 years ago
One of the best things about eating in a restaurant is imagining how many people ate off of the same silverware that you are using.
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