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Making the world brighter @brighterlamp

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@Jason You should try the world’s brightest lamp next https://t.co/6KWv7g4TNC

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If your lamps don’t come with a cake consider switching to @brighterlamp

Over 5,000,000 lumens across these cakes
@cursor_ai @si_pbc @circlebackai 🤝

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@mil000 @brighterlamp DM me 🤝💡

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Me and @mil000 signed a lease in the marina. I’m bringing 300,000 lumens from @brighterlamp and our logo wall will be painted on the kitchen wall

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Can they make this for hamsters? RIP Bartholomew 2/4/08 - 2/6/08

[Pubity @pubity]

Scientists have developed a pill that can extend the lifespan of dogs by literal years, and they're pushing to get it on the market by 2027.

It's a daily, beef-flavored medication made specifically for senior dogs to keep them healthy as they age.

[Otta @otta156]

i am sourcing a black truffle pig for a close friend of mine

he’s

*SF
*jewish
*very high income (1,000,000+ truffles/annum)
*herd minded/looks after the truffle fleet
*autistic, but in a fun way

Who’s on the market with a high producing truffle pig (spows, Spanish black pig, iberico)

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

I am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine.

She’s:
- Palo Alto (formerly)
- Stanford dropout
- High IQ (lost >=$900M of other people’s money)
- Family oriented (currently has two children she conceived before sentencing)
- 39 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months of release
- Gorgeous blonde with tiny black turtleneck and aristocratic baritone
- Perverted, but in a disruptive healthcare way

Who’s on the market?

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@olvrgln Buy high sell low

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New @partiful feature:

Event roll ups

Option to merge with nearby events for mega parties

Imagine two beach bonfires happening nearby - roll up into one

It’s time to launch M&A party season

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Overheard in Fillmore

Girl talking about The Party:
Friday will be cookies and blackout day all wrapped in one, in SF. There will be nothing like it!!!! Open up the fuckin’ party you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in the tenderloin - JUST WATCH!

Guy:
I’m sorry The Party is full

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@SahilBloom There's a lot of magic in appreciating the "mundane."

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@stats_feed stablecoins don't exis-

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@TrungTPhan They've earned their next break.

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pov: you looked directly at it

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if your lamp isn’t 6’3” it’s a candle

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@degtrdg I love lamp

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Lumens out the wazzoomens
Aluminum and glass
Mogs every other lamp you’ve ever owned
Phallic af

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@degtrdg Ur futures looking bright

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Taking preorders

[GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg]

the "single until series b" trend has got to be one of the worst trends to come out of silicon valley in a long time

my greatest joy is my wife, my child, and my business

you can have it all

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The only way to afford a Porsche in SF

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@degtrdg Effective autists?