Otuga

LN1 🏎 | GSW 🏀 | Keep some old heads around you!

[GOR MAHIA FC @OfficialGMFC]

🟢 | THE SONG

In the stadium, on the streets and even at State House the tune is K’Ogalo Nyamridhi. Juogi has caught Wuod Sugoi.

#Sirkal | #SportPesaNaGor

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Pati Lida, Taya Dok named Kenyan Premier League fan of the Season.

[SporticalHistorian @AfroStrategi]

I think the issue of being fan of the season is not about attendance of matches. I think it is about the impact felt by the football community from the fan and we all agree Taya Dok has brought impact. He has brought back For fans to the pitch through his art.

[Otuga @otugaj]

@_fels1 Let’s hear the man’s side of the story before jumping to conclusions. No man would do this.

[Otuga @otugaj]

@KhalifKairo Pole sana Kaka.

When you bounce back this time, show no mercy.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Therefore,

Don't think you can rescue a chaotic woman from her past lifetime of destructive habits.

Many men enter such dramatic relationships as saviours and end up as casualties.

Refuse to be a saviour.

Jesus has not asked you to do his work.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Don't ignore red flags because of beauty.

Beauty will fade, but,

• Chaos,

• Disorder,

• Conflicts,

• Poor character,

Will follow you into every room, and every corner of your life.

Refuse to be reckless when choosing a woman.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Otuga @otugaj]

😂😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Bibi anaamua kuita sister yake mdogo akuje kuishi na nyinyi ndio amsaidie kufanya U-detective after ameanza kushuku nikama umeanza kugotea mboch salamu za chini. Wanaamua kuanza na reverse psychology, wana nunua condom alafu wana toa mbili wanaweka kwa mfuko yako..

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The Sad story of a dog outside the butchery. Sub-chief is not believing his eyes. Akikumbuka ameacha bibi akona hadi thorax & abdomen kwa nyumba anatokwa na jasho. Awuoro!!

[Otuga @otugaj]

@Osama_otero 😂😂😂😂

[Otuga @otugaj]

@Opiyo9Opiyo @Mzungu44 @taxcollector_k 😂😂😂😂

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Deadline ya kuishi kwa mzazi ni 35 years ndo uingie next kwa sistako mkubwa kabla ya kuenda permanently kwa shosh

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

The greatest mistake we made after the Finance Bill demonstrations was elevating some of the most foolish people far beyond their IQ capabilities. For instance, this woman raised her fist high in front of a police officer and suddenly became the face of liberation. Today, when Maraga was out on a genuine cause against femicide, she's all over the place cursing the old man for standing against the vice.

It turns out that raising a fist is much easier than raising the level of public discourse. Some people were mistaken for revolutionaries when they were merely well-positioned for a photo opportunity. The camera crowned them heroes. 😏

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

My issue with modern feminism is no longer about equality. It feels like feminists are angry at the realities of being women, and since they can’t direct that frustration at nature or God, they direct it at men instead.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

They traced him,took him in,trained him and now have unleashed him close to the anniversary to confuse people. You thought he was dead the government took him and he’s doing the script they want him to. That’s why he suddenly appears in mainstream media,this is the government at work. Hamwoni amenona mashavu!

[GlennØ🇰🇪 @glennotiende]

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama Main Character Syndrome (MCS)

Uyu na Nyamisa ni wale watu wanajionanga wanafaa kuwa part of the main cast. In everything. Na wasipo watatoka.. ama watolewe. Ju ya kiherehere

People who have never run any campaign. Even ya MCA. Wanted to control a presidential campaign. That was not a protest.

[At🍹s🦩 @atieno_21]

*Me walks in Kisumu"
Tout: Bondo,Usenge jaber
Me shakes my head
Another tout: Maseno, Lwanda
Shakes my head again
The first tout: Kare todhi kune, gi long' mayuayo loo

😭😭😭On a bad day, I'll shoot a manamba pare

[peter @peterwanjohi_]

@MaMatigari @otugaj So now that we can smell sewer, we should not fear stepping on it? How does an American containment facility inside a military camp going to be of help to Kenyans?

[Otuga @otugaj]

Public health decisions should put Kenyans first.

We will REJECT your 'resolve'

[USForeignAssist @USForeignAssist]

We are aware of the court action filed in Kenya against the Ebola isolation facility. We are in touch with Kenyan authorities and are optimistic we can resolve objections.

[Otuga @otugaj]

We cannot keep reacting after tragedies happen. Beyond dissolving boards and suspensions, there needs to be serious investment in school safety, emergency preparedness, and student protection.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Education CS Julius Ogamba dissolves the board of management of Utumishi Girls Academy, asks TSC to take disciplinary action against the principal.

#NTVAdhuhuri @ruga_eval