Kirsty

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

party rocking with a mouse tonight
piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some

[Sean Monaghan @DrSeanMon]

Keir impatiently waiting for the name to drop so he can proscribe it as a terror group

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

the vikings circa 900 ad

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Transphobes: “men don’t get to define what a women is”

The men who defined what a woman is:

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

COMPLETE ARSEHOLES!

[greg @greg16676935420]

8 days

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

If you're a lonely man just get on Grindr. You'll get the exact same attention

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

are there twice as many stars as usual? cus ur a two-faced cow

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

Is this brat

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

NOBODY VOTED FOR EITHER OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

me three hours before my shift ends

[jess 🏳️‍🌈💜🖤💫 @elsecaller_]

“disproportionately affecting men”

[salvi @yassambassador]

seΙf harm

[embargo robbie 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @bussy_fairyxo]

Ok I need to not stay up until 3:30am but God I love heterosexual eurovision