Attie Pennybaker

just really love laughter and wine

[Denver Broncos 365 @DailyBroncos]

The Kansas City Chiefs are the easiest team to hate in American sports history

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

Tailgating is really just the best. You wake up at stupid hours of the morning to drink and hang with ur friends and just eat unlimited dips for hours outside. I can’t think of anything better than assorted dips with the besties.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

So how do I tell my date tonight that he has to change his name because my car is named Doug too?

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

Y’all this earwax removal thing is crazy like I didn’t know I was actually deaf before…I mean did you know toilet paper makes a sound when it rolls?! 🤯

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

50 burger. The Broncos need to trade/fire everyone

[Dillon Davis @dillondavis3]

"We're from Kansas - Jayhawkers, and proud of it." #RockChalk

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

My friends married and having children then there’s me:

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

I’ve made it

(I upgraded my plan to include RedZone instead of getting links from my guy friends to illegally stream it from some sketchy website look at me go @NFL )

[Jack Johnson @JohnyJ_15]

If there was EVER a game to bring it back…now is the time. #kufball

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

For the first time in college football history Kansas, Kentucky, UNC, and Duke have started the season 3-0 💯

Blue bloods in b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶b̶a̶l̶l̶ football 👀🔵

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

If I’ve learned anything from this race training it’s that pickles are God’s gift to mankind and peanut butter should be its own food group

[seynique @seynique]

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

still thinking about how we’re the natty champs

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

Fixed it

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

Yes, we did win the national championship and yes, I did kiss a guy named brandon on the street while celebrating #rockchalk #LFK

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

@KentPennybaker #firstworldproblems

[Attie Pennybaker @p_bakerr]

My kids better love popcorn as much as I do because that’s what they are getting for dinner