Patrick May

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[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

I see we have now reached the beheadings in the street phase of cultural enrichment

[Patrick May @p_may]

@aasmundbjorkan @9798Nikolai Miguel Desouza was another gem of a striker. 49 goals in 60 games for Fulham

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[Daniel Towey @DT202028]

Dear ITV, please don't let Lee Dixon and his negative views anywhere near an England World Cup match for the whole month!

Yours Sincerely

The entire nation

@itvfootball @ITVSport

[Jim @Jimbo1604]

Honestly can’t deal with Matterface and Dixon this World Cup. They are fucking horrendous. Those in charge of ITV Football must be deaf

[Patrick May @p_may]

Lee Dixon 🤦🏼 #threelions #england

[🔍 Clasificaciones Históricas @ClasiHistorica]

No sé por qué se empeñan en poner a Andy Murray en la foto, cuando la realidad es esta:

🇷🇸 x24
🇪🇸 x22
🇨🇭 x20
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🇬🇧 x3

[Driftwood @buc97552]

Keir Starmer informing parliament that anyone who pushes a wheelie bin towards the police will “feel the full force of the law”

But putting a police officer in hospital is perfectly fine.

[Richard @gamray]

This Alan Brazil thing is doing my head in. Everybody deserves a second chance and I hope he takes it, but the complete lack of acknowledgement as to why he needed a liver transplant is obscene. He’s not some good time Charlie, he’s a rampant, long term alcoholic

[Patrick May @p_may]

Nicest kit of the World Cup

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Tahith Chong is the ONLY player in the Curaçao 26 man squad that was born there

The other 25 players were born in the Netherlands. 😳🇨🇼

[Patrick May @p_may]

@Ripple @Mastercard

[(P)USB(C) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ccfc_07]

I'd love to read this article about cricket now being behind a paywall but...

It's behind a fucking paywall.

[Patrick May @p_may]

@ResponseClfdng Good one

[Patrick May @p_may]

You can see why people get so frustrated with Evri

[Whale Insider @WhaleInsider]

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇮🇷 Netanyahu says the regime in Iran will fall in the end.

[Robert Bortins @TheRobertBshow]

The dual-income household didn't liberate women.
It inflated housing prices, created the childcare industrial complex, and turned every family into a tax bracket.
Two incomes later, you're still broke — just busier.

[Patrick May @p_may]

@SohrabAhmari @Casey

[John & Margaret @ukboomers]

Our son keeps moaning he can’t buy a starter home at 38. Nonsense. Sent him this one this morning. £370,000. Two beds, 500 square feet, room to grow. Practically being given away.
He says that’s ten times his salary. Well stop wasting money on rent then. Our neighbour David bought his first home six months after leaving school in 1972. Never moaned once. 🇬🇧

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The middle class is the most expensive place to live, and no one talks about it. Lower income households get assistance. The wealthy use tax strategies and loopholes. But the middle class pays full taxes, full tuition, full healthcare, full everything. So you work 50 hours a week just to stay in the same place and fund everyone’s life except yours.

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

We're actually finally witnessing the downfall of Fabrizio Romano. Even clubs calling him out for being the shit stirring little weasel that he is.

I prayed for times like this.