lu

total fuckin marmalade

[lu @paarmaviolets]

all i tweet about is fucking cats

[april⸆⸉is in cleveland! @maisiesivy]

hope that shitty soulless show flops so hard that they can’t even film the rest of it. trans rights are human rights and if you’re choosing a cash-grab reboot over peoples lives, block me. fuck j.k rowling

[lu @paarmaviolets]

Save The Pipeline grassroots music venue in Brighton - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/C4TRDjuPWd via @UKChange

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

Remember when they told people in Gaza Rafah was a safe zone and they bombed it?

Well they’re heavily bombing it again. All eyes on Rafah.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Instagram put up a new “limit political content” feature in settings and set it as the default for tons of accounts. The timing of this feature is very suspect to me, but anyway here is how to fix it

[LGBwiththeT @LGBwiththeT]

An investigation asked 102 NHS trusts how many complaints there had been about trans women on women's wards.

There were none.

Zilch.

Nada.

Zero.

[lu @paarmaviolets]

@SouthernRailUK are trains from hastings to brighton going to be cancelled all day? it’s urgent

[Garfield @Garfield]

stop

[Ir.Kumar @skumar176]

A family of Cheetah sleep with the forest guard every night.The Forest Dept wanted to investigate this this claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Not sure if the storyline is true but the Bonding is genuine and amazing. #animals

[Jon @giftedrascal]

The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before

[lu @paarmaviolets]

is there a “i promise i just have a common cold” badge you can buy for when you’re coughing and sniffling on public transport?

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

I'm sick of the amount of brainspace "Don't get raped and murdered!" takes up in my head. I'm sick of thinking it at 8.30pm, wondering if that's too late to take the cut-through to my house. I'm sick of knowing that it's not actually within my power to not get raped and murdered.

[Mick Jagger @MickJagger]

Thanks St. Louis for a great night!

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

dating is very annoying. why do i have to convince u to like me. u should just do it

[lu @paarmaviolets]

or all three

[Em Sykes @emsykessss]

Adult life is a series of being either drunk, hungover, or at work

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

It’s reported the Home Office doesn’t want to give asylum to Afghans fleeing violence “because of the message it will send to other refugees”.

@PritiPatel’s sheer cruelty & inhumanity is astonishing, especially given Britain’s key role in creating this crisis.

[lu @paarmaviolets]

it is absolutely imperative that someone takes me on a date immediately!!!!

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

not saying i want to experience demonic possession but it might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.