Pacecd1

[Pacecd1 @pacecd1]

You ever just wake up after a dream and you sit there for a good 5 minutes trying to figure out what the heck just happened

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ain’t no way a flea running that market

[cory @coolmathgame_]

girl i’m on a date with: omg a spider kill it!!!!

me also afraid of spiders but trying to play it cool: what if he has a job

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

you telling me a hippo is on this campus

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: [handing me my newborn son]

me: he’s beautiful

baby: *starts crying*

me: ok he kind of sucks

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

“happy earth day!”
the earth:

[naomi🪴 @naomimarionk]

some pretty cows I saw today

[Pacecd1 @pacecd1]

@naomimarionk Yeah right

[naomi🪴 @naomimarionk]

can’t wait to adventure in west cork again🌦

[Caitlin @caithuls]

If you are feeling bad, try feeling good! Hope this helps ☺️✨

[randy @randyfactory]

billy joel: she’s an uptown girl

me: where has she been living

billy joel: ur not gonna believe this

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I think about this at least once a day

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

you’re telling me jack rustled these terriers

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to