brokeback mountain dew

phone, wallet, keys, 9/11

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@ALTPEPEEEEEEE Topps Series 2 ASG here!

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@Cardcollector2 @jac_caglianone This is the proper way to run a giveaway!

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@cessybtw hits exist!

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

The umpire got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but three times in four innings. And not once did he think, maybe I should find a cup.

But the noise he made every time he got hit was the best. And I swear, I’m pretty sure someone said “he’s dead” on the very last one.

Funniest shit you’ll see today.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

The humanoid robots are 5'5". Tall people will not be part of the future.

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@holaemanwel

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

i have no idea how this moment came to be but it's one of the greatest lines in tv history

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

it's so unfair introducing someone to your hobby and they out hobby you

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@somethings_awry you've done it. you've finally gone too far.

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@BenBankas you dropped this king

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

Me, clinically depressed, doing my daily affirmations

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

find a zionist and take the charge

[໊ @xoeeie]

Oh hell yeah… Blue Heat Pepper Spray- The blue dye can mark your attacker for up to 48 hours!

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

One thing no one prepares you for is how much of your adulthood will be spent in pharmacies

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

[walking into my intervention] lmao nightmare blunt rotation

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

These guys just tweet. No critical thinking. No historical context. No google search. That's the difference.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

An American citizen’s baby can’t become a Chinese citizen by being born on the soil of China. Can anyone explain why a Chinese citizen’s baby should be able to become an American citizen by being born on the soil here? It’s absolute insanity.

[brokeback mountain dew @packylyons]

@ejenkins54 hope lives around the corner