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I HAVE A GIGA NARRA

Veterans charity just relased a campaign called "Campaign For Real Therapy"

It's focused to help veterans be able to tell real from AI

We should send a real coin in support of them

https://t.co/FkDu64yPKu

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Stacked dev just released an anti AI benchmark that is endorsed by the US gov???

This is literally one of the biggest projects against ai and they are working with the US

https://t.co/bTBOxeP6E6

https://t.co/i6rw7EzHx5

[Pager @pagerneurlink]

This coin might go 1M+

Today is Veterans day and the US mint announced their new K9 Veteran dog coins

IN SUPPORT OF A CHARITY THAT'S ON PUMP

This is so good??

A coin made by the US gov to support Veterans, with an official charity

https://t.co/a8K3WSvlt8

[Veterans Affairs @DeptVetAffairs]

We wouldn’t have a country without our Veterans. Happy Veterans Day to all who raised their right hand to serve! 🇺🇸 🦅

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Veterans charity just relased a campaign called "Campaign For Real Therapy"

It's focused to help veterans to tell AI from real

We should send a real coin in support of them

https://t.co/FkDu64yPKu

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They made a mascot called "Toey" to meme Donald Trumps statue

Guardian just made an article 20 minutes ago

https://t.co/LjzwI3FpqC

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THIS IS A RUNNER

Nature JUST posted a NEW research paper about "Cat qubits"

They are LITERALLY saying it's a breakthrough

Cat qubits are a "special type of superconducting quantum bit (qubit) inspired by Schrödinger's famous "dead and alive" cat thought experiment"

https://t.co/65Idpfnxzp

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Wtf???

This guy just made an article on Teslarati about a shiba inu used by Neuralink??

His X and everything checks out this could be something so big

https://t.co/ULCaNhVuOQ

https://t.co/kdpe6MtC0W

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SpaceX just applied for a trademark for "Starfall" 2 days ago???

New tech???

https://t.co/Rv95I1u5Av

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OpenAI acquiring pierre computer and they have an office dog mascot that they post about all the time

https://t.co/b5emIsQqvS

[OpenAI Newsroom @OpenAINewsroom]

Today we’re announcing that OpenAI will acquire @pierrecomputer to accelerate our vision for making Codex a place where teams can build software together with AI, from first idea to the version they ship.

Pierre’s open-source developer tools already power parts of Codex today. Together, we’ll build on that foundation for the agentic era.

https://t.co/ZeJ4BOj7T7

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This clip by Abdul El Sayed is going INSANELY viral

https://t.co/81p8jG3oKD

Giving us a new meme perhaps?

Abdul said how throughout his entire campaign, he would said - Inshalla - God Willing And now, He said it's time to change it to - Alhamdulillah

Trending on X too

https://t.co/5IvgNvV8tP

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, and I am so proud and honored to stand here as your Senator-elect from the great state of Michigan. Up until right about now, you might have noticed I always say 'Inshallah' or 'God willing' whenever the outcome of this race was mentioned. But today, tonight, we can turn that 'Inshallah' into a 'Alhamdulillah!'"

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Apple is so bullish this month it just hit ATH perfect time to sen iNu

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Apple hits a new all-time high.

It is now the best performing Magnificent 7 stock of 2026.

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KENTUCKY POLICE JUST EUTHANIZED A PIG AND IT'S GOING GIGA VIRAL

There's SO many news articles about him today

This HAS to be a runner

https://t.co/A8I5VNWaFO

[Pager @pagerneurlink]

X JUST ADDED NEW APP ICONS FOR X

THEY LITERALLY ADDED GLOW

XWIFGLOW

[Aaron @aaronp613]

Glow
Graphite
Lunar
Martian

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Chernobyl dogs are going viral for having genes that can withstand the "end of the world" and the studies are going viral

These dogs are literally immune to nuclear warfare

We're in the middle of a nuclear crisis and this is the PERFECT counter narra for it

https://t.co/RhLQJDRew4

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KARL BUSHBY JUST COMPLETED HIS 28 YEAR WALK AROUND THE WORLD

HE'S ALREADY GOING VIRAL THIS IS SO GOOD

HIS JOURNEY WAS FOR CANCER AND HE'S FROM UK

https://t.co/XXmjg8f0Te

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Karl Bushby gives his mother a hug as he arrives at his family home in Hull following his 28-year walk around the world.

https://t.co/JscxlmLv0G

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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How are we not running this????? Take 2 seconds to read the narra

It's LITERALLY GETTING BY ALL MAJOR NEWS STATIONS

This is such a free runner

Dex @ 20k
https://t.co/6JywL2A6B8

[Scientific American @sciam]

What would you do if you saw a bull and a male donkey having sex on your lunch break? For ecologists at the University of Pisa, the answer was obvious: research it. This is the story of Achille and Patroclo, two animals with a deep social and sexual bond.

https://t.co/9sP4wyHXHB

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Toilet Paper is going scarce and VIRAL rn

People are literally raiding stores for Toilet paper and water and it's actually bringing crisis

People are actually preparing their bunkers

https://t.co/PDN1slt1Kn

https://t.co/DjY5cV1Tya

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

@MotleySchuh Hope you invested in toilet paper stock.

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Bitcoin news just posted about a coin that was purchased for 10$ and sold for OVER $200K

This is LITERALLY A 20000X COIN!!

https://t.co/mwJ94b8JNz

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Tesla just posted a halloween meme and we haven't ran it??

It's literally going viral got 1M+ views, can get an elon interaction EASILY

[Robotaxi @robotaxi]

Bone voyage

[Pager @pagerneurlink]

I found the Halloween runner

Market conditions are extremely bearish right now and halloween is all about fear

The most scary thing for a trencher is a 9-5 job, so lets send something that ALL of CT can relate to