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le robé la personalidad a April Ludgate de Parks and Rec desde el 2016 (en realidad soy Jess de New Girl).

[xan 🕷️🦇 @ColonelCochise]

please just take woody allen omfg

[C @pagx_]

Tim Curry.. no mamen

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Tim Curry (1946-2026)

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

Dolly Parton you changed my life when you picked a lock with your acrylics in Hannah Montana #RIP

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

A woman who really lived

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, i’ll kill everyone in here

[🍸🦋 @tracey09_]

Me approaching my man for a bite of his food after I said I wasn’t hungry.

[ℓυ 🦝 @La_Mapacha_]

Despierto enamorada y duermo siendo amada, no hay otra realidad en la que quisiera estar.

[maia @mxmtoon]

turns out your partner can be your best friend and it's awesome

[julia @juumelo_]

yes babe you provided so much shareholder value today can we kiss now

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

god reveals secrets to me via numeric combinations in microsoft authenticator

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

pleaseeeee touch base with me bro PLEEEAAASSEE BRO i NEED to circle back right now bro

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at work i have a sub folder in my email inbox called “stuff” where i put emails that confuse me

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption

[C @pagx_]

Spiderman so good q estoy re watching civil war y veré las anteriores nomás pq estoy anonadada

[shar @2000AND4EVR]

at work creating a slow-paced environment, decreasing shareholder value and radicalising my peers

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

A indie dev has claimed Google’s Gemini AI revealed the exact name of an unreleased game character that only existed in a private Google Docs file.

According to the developer behind Operation Octo, a player asked Gemini about future content in the game. The AI responded with the name “Vantage Tripod”.

“Somehow, the AI spitted out the exact & highly specific character name ‘Vantage Tripod,’ which I had never mentioned to anyone.”

The developer says the name had never been shared publicly, posted on Discord, or added to the game’s files.

“The scarily accurate & very specific name ‘Vantage Tripod’ was never written anywhere except in my own Google Doc.”

After searching their Discord server history, he said there were no previous mentions of the name.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer