Paige Berryman

my thoughts, memories, and things that make me laugh —— IG: paigeemb1

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

@HollerAtNicole Yea it’s fireworks but I can’t figure out what it’s for or why

[Rachel Lutz @rachelutz24]

We’re going on vacation in 4 days so our groceries need bartering @Paigeemb

[SAN FRANCISCO FIRE DEPARTMENT MEDIA @SFFDPIO]

THE NATIONAL TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER HAS PLACED SF IN TSUNAMI ADVISORY. UP TO 3 FOOT WAVES/STRONG CURRENTS EXPECTED AS EARLY AS 0730 STAY AWAY FROM THE COASTLINE

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

Merry Christmas Twitter 🥰🎄🥂

[Nilsa Prowant @nillythesquid]

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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do not need a man what I need is someone whose entire job is coming over and helping me put my duvet into my duvet cover

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

@Applepeyer Lol lol honestly threw up multiple times

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

It’s so funny to me that California people consider driving in the rain like driving in snow… like “oh man I’m late because the rain and the roads…” please come to the Midwest lmao 🤣

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

Ok GenZ stop calling us cheugys….. like respect your elders.

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

“I would be 110 lbs if I didn’t have so many bones or boobs” 🤣 shit I say sometimes

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

Why do people think we wana hear their opinions?

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

3 out of 9 is just not enough

[Elise @elisecmack]

I don’t always stay up until 2am but when I do it’s because I’m waiting for my Taco Bell delivery

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

So much good music dropped last night and it’s getting me through Friday 🎶💜😩

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

Does anyone in this whole world actually know the correct pronunciation for @SHEIN_official

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

“If you keep taking Benadryl you’ll be the old lady eating oatmeal in the corner…..”. - @rachelutz24

[Paige Berryman @Paigeemb]

How does one stay fit in Wisconsin when the food, drinks, and all the cheese is so 💣 🔥 🧀 ❤️