Michelle Pfizer

Creature of Comfort

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

@fenianhag I can fix that

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

my problem with fuck marry kill is if i’m busy fucking and killing its not necessarily the best time to also plan a wedding

[t 💕 @drink_diet_coke]

if you are tired of eating 30-40 olives you should try this

[ally🎀 @bbyonlyangel]

BREAKING NEWS HARRY STYLES THROWS GOAT ON CHRIS PINE AT VENICE FILM FESTIVAL!!!!

[Reid @reeeeeeiiiiiid]

they wouldn't call it "the champagne of beers" if it was bad

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

This Woodstock ‘99 documentary has me reminiscing on the literal shit show that was Ultra Miami 2019.

No amount of piss and shit water will keep the shufflers away. What extraordinary creatures.

[wint @dril]

having $100 is Millionaire shit

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

joe biden on Hot Ones but he’s just eating 10 normal grapes

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

@_malj_ Okay GORGEOUS Mal

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

@stephaniejj3 Let’s go sister! You deserve the praise

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

@elonmusk Shut up

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

Gonna dip a coney dog in the Detroit river

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

get my ass up and work

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

@AmericaIsScary @Braveswyn @shanlonwu @POTUS Still doesn’t justify murder

[Mallory @_malj_]

Bury me in this dress

[Michelle Pfizer @paigenlee]

@camillewachholz Manifest your reality

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

I want a euphoria crossover EP with them