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Blessed beyond measure. Beyond grateful to my Heavenly Father. I instantly follow snarky people.

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@japan_nobunaga My Navigator’s name is Eloise.

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@clarkaw So? Heterosexual marriage will always be preferred. It’s how civilization continues. This view is not bigoted, it’s honest and realistic.

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@WomenReadWomen I would be an actual lesbian before I would have “fun times” with this guy. Gross.

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@japan_nobunaga Too young to remember. I was running around it the woods with a .22 by myself by 10.

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@WomenReadWomen Proof we live in an artificial patriarchy. Without enough women civilization ends. Figure it out guys.

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@sappholives83 I just kept thinking “when is the line of caskets gonna end?” How devastating.

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@Bones_stscs_ss @fullhouse50 @van23203 @IfindRetards @grok Seriously? That is wild.

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@bucciolpaolo @calwokebot OMg. Nobody here thinks Coors Light is fantastic. We call it Canoe Beer for a reason.

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@fullhouse50 @van23203 @IfindRetards @grok Wait…seriously? Not being a smartass, I don’t know British history. Who did you guys pay the debt to?

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It’s a stupid argument for anyone to use. Who, seriously, gives a shit anyway? Put on your big girl pants and get on with it. There are plenty of people out living their life and prospering without hiding behind every excuse to not get on with it. Americans especially. There is, literally, opportunity everywhere if you just put forth an effort.

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@Wallash13 @appiecule Do you do standup somewhere? You are hilarious.

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@LeahRain77 every*

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@LeahRain77 I think that they should be charged with ever single thing they can possibly be charged with.

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@RachelT1722 Bless yer heart.

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@sappholives83 Not wanting to diddle somebody with parts you aren’t attracted to isn’t a phobia.

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@Joeinblack Actually, the person on the right doesn’t bother me either. It’s the covering of the whole face that strips a woman of her identity that I am against.

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@thomasCoster4 @mattvanswol If you come to FL our yellow flies will drag you back to where you came from.

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@Sal_Robins2 No. The only man I will ever trust is the one I have.

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@DbltrbblWenzel @LangmanVince Why no photo of picking your nose or taking a poop? Doing dishes? vacuuming? I would rather do any of those.

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@Mish_K_ Have you ever heard of the Babylon Bee? If you haven’t, it’s a satirical media outlet that is right wing that has fun with the craziness in this world. So, I submit Palestinian Poppycock as the author of this piece.