@BasedRPG@Florida_Boi1 Couldn’t he just waited until Dumbledore died of natural causes? Hell why not just attack another school. Voldemort was an idiot
*Harry y Malfoid lo hacen en la habitación luego del baile de navidad*
La mierda que está pasando afuera de la habitación con Ron y sus hermanos contra Snape:
Going through He Who Fights With Monsters right now. I’m in page 124 out 786 or so. My god that was so much information in one go. I feel like I got thrown right in the middle of so much chaos. Not even Dungeon Crawler Carl jammed so much info in my head.
Imagine if turning into animals was like super normal so people would bring their friends in their pockets. Like sneaking Malfoid into the Gryffindor common room.
“Haha the boy who live— you dropped your wand. What. Is that glue. Are— BROKEN GLASS ON YOUR HANDS SO YOU CAN PUT IT IN MY EYES? WHY? JUST CAST THE FUCKIN SPELL WITH MALFOID— SHE PROMISED YOU WHAT IF YOU WON? LUCIUS YOUR KID IS SICK. JESUS. HERE I THOUGHT I HAD THE WEIRD GF.”
The reason Malfoid caught on and why we yearn so much for it is precisely the opposite of hornyposting and the Bowsette trend, if you remember that.
The spark wasn't "Wow, genderbent Malfoy is an attractive, snobby, platinum blonde with green eyes." Because, to be honest, those are a dime a dozen in various media forms.
No. The reason that this movement is on fire is because we realized the magnitude of character development and potential that's available. We subconciously picture a great many literary devices that work *too well*.
We see a perfect foil. We see the inner conflict. We see a fresh take upon a classic story, this time inheriting classical, masculine romance.
We see a real bridge that requires struggle and effort to cross. One interesting thing that hasn't been discussed so far is Harry's side of things, but we already have a lot of Harry's characterization. We know him. Its Malfoid we discovered.
Adding Harem or Hornyposting to this formula just diminishes the result. Same goes for too many anime tropes if you ask me. We can borrow the tsundere aspects or class bully without going too hard on them. Moderation is key.
Its a 100% kino concept with infinite potential. Even if most of us aren't artitsts, writers or AI whisperers, we should at least do our best to keep the trend alive and show the market a constant demand for a return to form.
We want the romantasy. We want the redemption.
Give us Malfoid, or give us death.
"Harry, do you know why they used to send me away to the Shrieking Shack when I was at Hogwarts?
'So that I don't bite anyone.' Like Dumbledore ever cared about student safety. All the witches in this school went crazy when the big bad wolf came out to play.
Anti-werewolf prejudice comes from the fact some witches are really sick in the head. We are not entirely sure what to do about it.
I liked it at first, but there comes a point when it's just not healthy anymore. Albus and I agreed it'd be better for me to spend the full moon hanging out with my buddies. That shabby shack saw all kinds of shenanigans...
You're rich, famous, and play sports too. Be careful who you buy Butterbeers for in this school.
Anyhow, smell you later."