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nqkva takava nikva

[ewiva @palqchk0]

benjamin netanyahu *is* in oasis and his name is liam gallagher

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Odyssey is a movie about generational trauma and a critique of the American Dream. But above all else it is a love letter to New York City.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this all-timer…

[im in the house like carpet @kosyozlatarya]

I lowkey have a bachelors degree

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

Does anybody have the "gays always talking about some tea and trade what is this the silk road" meme

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[jon @delillostan]

I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I haven’t read Deleuze and Guattari. I don’t go to salons all the time. I hardly ever can identify the Lacanian objet petit a. I read Kant and Russell. I prefer concrete notions. I don’t understand the semiotic triangle.

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

Doing a Girls personality test and getting the old woman in season 3 who begs Jessa to help her kill herself

[vi @vimentality7]

I hate when ppl act like they’re above Hannah Horvath like oh puhlease

[bug 🏴 @sundriedtmto]

you can microdose the freedom of the past by going to a bar in a different city and lying about your identity to strangers

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”

“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

if u really believed in agi u would stop wearing sunscreen

[🕷️ @ikeupedia]

“i can hear a faint accent” great now i gotta tell you about the gorgeous and proud nation of bulgaria

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

when that oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah you would

[🥣 @cobbsaladfan]

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

[Evan 🎞️ saw Tori 7/14 @nineinchna1ls]

Trent Reznor wearing a “Good Bush, Bad Bush” T-Shirt - sometime in the 2000’s