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I think I'm normal. Loserkid™ txt. 741741 for anxiety support

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I just want to sell out my funeral, I just want to be enough for everyone.

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The air is thick as shit down here in Georgia,
I know it’s Saturday, but I’d rather stay inside,
I gave up on love because I’m too apathetic,
To feel lost again and attach some bullshit meaning to my life.
#microwave

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I do all of these and I’m not divorced but I am annoying

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Read my article, nerds.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Top 10 New Hobbies For Divorced Men Ranked By How Bad You Will Get Hurt https://t.co/F2nE1KoDic

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@Kate_Nastie Gluttony

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@stoneybait @hotmullymemes “Midwest-Adjacent Emo”

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@Kate_Nastie Hey you don’t say that

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Rob Thomas is undervalued in our society. Dont @ me.

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@ponce_adri72133 @horn_spenc68088 @johnuzojr @RoseyR77 @pelumjrb @EMPEROR_12345 @ccw_mode @crishdez__ @Deborah_D_Stine @UAPD @RicosPizza @SLauridsen @hgbow @tcurrent @errolthekid @napoppo20 @NorthwesternMed @lorraine_downey @whiskylink @marisol_bcn69 @studiodopo @TweetGuyMark @blandsteve Reported

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Sunken city by the ocean, car smells like hot Gatorade. Do you think because you chose to? There’s no way. #joycemanor

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So I drove off at a hundred miles an hour just to see what it felt like to fly #sororitynoise

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@Kate_Nastie Now that’s a name that I haven’t heard for a verrrrrrrry long time

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@Kate_Nastie

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@Kate_Nastie Come hang out in my classroom for a day plz

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@basementuk it’d be really friendly of you to get back together for a show at @post_festival in Indianapolis next summer. Thanks in advance.

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@Kate_Nastie Hunger

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@Kate_Nastie One of my students announced to his class that their instructional assistant and I are married. I’ve met this person maybe 3 times.

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Just discovered @cliffdiverOK and I have to ask, where does Oklahoma get off hiding such a good band for this long?

[Abby Dart @abbydart]

7years ago today @vulfpeck released the album “The Beautiful Game” and what a great album it is.

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