rolando

they had dostevesky, yall have me

[rolando @panochasylum]

https://t.co/XWOqeyKjDj

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

NYC mayor, Zohran Mamdani, tried to break through the state troopers to stop the mass deportations while shouting:

'DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE 1st AMENDMENT?'

This IS what it looks like when a leader is fighting for humanity. 👏

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I be talking to customers with a finger in my bellybutton I don't give a gaf bro

[m @seaisasky]

still looking up, still only seeing you

[Lugarhou 👹 @LugarhouAf1]

Do NOT get your ears professionally cleaned. The acoustics are too powerful. I just heard a woman’s menstrual cycle.

[angel @angelshit]

I hired that mosquito to bite you

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[100 @yh_me2]

come over. I promise my philosophy makes more sense in person

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

finished my voodoo classes this nigga should be a broom by 5:55pm

[rolando @panochasylum]

@Dexerto @tkat2fresh

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

wearing a "paused my video game to be here" shirt to the abortion appointment

[rolando @panochasylum]

@kinofshango @tkat2fresh

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Once u start hashtagging that shi kinda get addicting

[joanne @rayexis]

I DID IT!! I FUCKING BEAT CANCER AT 23 !!!! I FUCKING DID IT YALL IM IN REMISSION

[diya ! @alicentsling]

listening to bags by clairo

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#real

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

bitch if u need a 2nd opinion just ask me twice

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Becoming a dentist and burping directly into my patient's open mouth

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership